FML Corner

Random things that happen that makes you think FML I will start off

How does a teacher tell me she will help me with a problem so wait so im trying to look at the other problems on my handout and she comes back telling me i'm not doing my work

FML

My life is great, I love it and have few complaints. I am blessed with the best Dad a guy can ask for, good friends, a job I like and am good at.

I'm pretty happy with my life despite my trials and tribulations.

My life is in the shitter, but I don't like to ***** about it like the rest of yous.

In 2007 I had $1,500,000.00 stolen from me.

I'll never get it back. The thief will never get punished.

Happy happy joy joy.

I-AM-FRED-FRED-BURGER!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
My life is great, I love it and have few complaints. I am blessed with the best Dad a guy can ask for, good friends, a job I like and am good at.

There's already a website where people can read FML moments lol next you going to make a text from last night thread?

lol does it matter? I mean, so long as nobody re-creates threads. This is the Off-Topic section.

This thread has been made before I'm sure. Just differences in the name.

sup Mikey.

Originally posted by you get thorns
In 2007 I had $1,500,000.00 stolen from me.

I'll never get it back. The thief will never get punished.

Neither did he.

In 2007, I stole 1.5 Million from some dolt, but I misplaced/Spent it on whores.

Should've invested it...

Invested in more whores.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Neither did he.

Actually I did, and it happened.

On a funny side note, his attorney accidently sent me a Christmas card yesterday.

Originally posted by Ax3l
My life is in the shitter, but I don't like to ***** about it like the rest of yous.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
sup Mikey.

Originally posted by Sancty
You just did.. awebrow

He did ***** about people complaining about their lives though.

I want to sleep but can't. But that's not really a FML, moment.