Batman vs Snake Eyes

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Batman vs Snake Eyes

Christan Bale as Batman with his utility belt with all the gears he uses on the movies against live action movie version Snake Eyes (portrayed by Ray Parks) with all the weapons that he uses on the movies, so who wins?

Snake Eyes in a stomp. He was basically superhuman in agility, speed, stamina, etc... And his blades would slice right through Batman's armor, if he even decided to use them.

While I dig Bale's Batman and think GI JOE sucked dirty ass, Batman's likely not going to beat Snake Eyes here.

Now this Batman:

Solos everyone and everything in GI JOE.

Oh yeah...that flying bat tackle of his is legendary...it actually puts the comics Bat Kick to shame.

I hear his cowl eyebrows cause vertigo, confusion, and dementia.

Guy's a genius; makes other guys like Andrian Veidt look like retards, has sloppy and slow punches that make guys go flying and has every possible conceivable gadget/device for any scenario at hand.

When your punches can cause colorful words and sound effects to flash into existence...I don't wanna mess with you.

Snake-Eyes stomps

Agreed.