Twilight versus Underworld

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OK, seriously now......Twilight versus Underworld.......haermm

SCENARIO ONE: The Cullens and the Wolf Pack are transported via a black hole to the universe of "Underworld." All the vampires/lycans from "Underworld" are immediately aware of their presence, and band together to kill the Cullens.

Carlisle learns of this, and, deciding that their survival is more important than their morals, decides to allow himself and his family to feed on humans, to be at full strength for the battle. Jacob and the others band together with the Cullens, seeing it as their best chance for survival.

The Underworld crew are all at full strength. All are as they were at their strongest, and they can use any and all weaponry from all 3 Underworld movies.

Who wins?

SCENARIO TWO: Same as one, except it's the Volturi, Victoria, James, Laurent, and every other vampire from Twilight. Riley Biers and his army are included here.

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The weakest vampire from Twlight could defeat all of the Lycans and Vampires, at once.

How are they supposed to kill a vampire that is bullet proof and blade proof (regular blades...not stuff like adamantium)? They are much stronger and faster than their Underwold counter parts, as well.

This is a poor match up: there's no debate here.

Spite.

Originally posted by dadudemon
The weakest vampire from Twlight could defeat all of the Lycans and Vampires, at once.

How are they supposed to kill a vampire that is bullet proof and blade proof (regular blades...not stuff like adamantium)? They are much stronger and faster than their Underwold counter parts, as well.

This is a poor match up: there's no debate here.

I know, I had headuptherectumus when I made this. It's why I posted this:

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
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Twilight sucks . . . after all, it's little more than a series of teenage romance novels made into movies. I don't think that Jacob and his wolves have fought a full scale war or epic battles (ie Lycans taking Viktor's castle). Neither has Cullen and the moronic Volturi. Vamps and Lycans are far more powerful in Underworld.

Ahaha!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by dadudemon
The weakest vampire from Twlight could defeat all of the Lycans and Vampires, at once.

Think you might be puffing the Twilight vampire's abilities a just bit, eh?

Originally posted by Robtard
Think you might be puffing the Twilight vampire's abilities a just bit, eh?

Sadly, only just a bit.

Underworld is a far more entertaining piece of work than Twilight, but it must be said that the Twilight monsters demonstrate powers in excess of the Underworlders, though they might be closer than you'd think in terms of raw strength.... Markus did pull down a helicopter, for example.

But Edward and company are practically indestructable, so I'd go with them in something of a curbstomp.

TwiVamps are basically indestructible.. nothing UndiVamps can do here except take a beating

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
TwiVamps are basically indestructible.. nothing UndiVamps can do here except take a beating

A poorly written yet commercially successful series lampooned for its comically pussified vampires actually depicts monsters who are far more powerful than a sci-fi/horror series with a strong cult following.

Irony at its finest.

😄

Not a master of Twilight knowledge, but their granite-like durability also seems to be a weakness, as I've seen fight-scene of their arms and heads being snapped off.

Originally posted by Robtard
Not a master of Twilight knowledge, but their granite-like durability also seems to be a weakness, as I've seen fight-scene of their arms and heads being snapped off.

Admittedly, I've only seen the first and second film (reluctantly).

In New Moon (the clips I watched) had arms and heads being pulls, twisted and bitten off, along with a snapping sound.

I know several of the Underworld crew have immense strength.

Originally posted by Robtard
In New Moon (the clips I watched) had arms and heads being pulls, twisted and bitten off, along with a snapping sound.

I'd like to say that I'd go back and rewatch it (I try to be a responsible debater/logician), but there's no way in hell that that's ever going to happen. haermm

Rob
I know several of the Underworld crew have immense strength.

Most of them, yes, but they aren't as physically impressive as Twilight monsters for the most part. And if you go by the deeply contradictory Rise of the Lycans, then Viktor's the only vampire with super strength. 😐

The Underworld crew have grenades and explosives. Surely enough C4 would blow a Twivamp to bits?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
The Underworld crew have grenades and explosives. Surely enough C4 would blow a Twivamp to bits?

Yeah, I wasn't paying attention to the opening post. With weaponry, they should be able to take this. A Twilight vampire can only be killed by being ripped apart and incinerated. Surely an explosion would do that.

What I was thinking.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
The Underworld crew have grenades and explosives. Surely enough C4 would blow a Twivamp to bits?

Originally posted by Lacan Grahf
Yeah, I wasn't paying attention to the opening post. With weaponry, they should be able to take this. A Twilight vampire can only be killed by being ripped apart and incinerated. Surely an explosion would do that.

not gonna happen since the TwiVamps read minds

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
not gonna happen since the TwiVamps read minds