Terrorrists Die from Awesomeness Concentration

The sheer awesomeness of Aemerika system in the Outer Rim draws the attention of both Plo-Koon, renowned Jedi God, and Darth Bandon, the most powerful Sith in existence.

The mere presence of these two titans on the planet immediately cows (and later overwhelms to the point of brain-fluid explosion) the insurgency preventing the current superpower from projecting its dominance over the planet and joining the republic. On a desert sand dune amidst a sea of the evildoers' blood, will the Jedi or the Sith prevail?

the planet immediately "cowls"

*helps*

Cowls:
–verb (used with object)
to cover with or as if with a cowl.
to put a monk's cowl on.
to make a monk of.

Cow:

–verb (used with object)
to frighten with threats, violence, etc.; intimidate; overawe.

Cow, as in, "what Plo-Koon would do to you were you to meet him face to face."

Not as in "what yourfaunus's mother is."

you are right, and I am wrong. Always thought that was spelled cowl with a silent "l"...

When you are frozen in the purifying creek your mistakes shall be Force-Pushed out of you.

this entire thread is confusing with many things I don't understand. If however, this is merely Koon against Bandon, I have to give it to Ka'sim the Magnificent by default.

You know, I really hate you.

Begone haters!

Oooooooh, icwutudidthere.

I'm a lover. A hot lover.

This is actually probably inappropriate. I'll cross it out.

You had one immediate grammar mistake that I noticed.

Lazy troll is lazy