Joker vs. Thanos

Started by Black bolt z2 pages

Joker vs. Thanos

1: If you had some information that both wanted who would you rather be tortured by to get the information?

2: Who is crueler?

3: Without artifacts who has killed more people?

4: Who is more demented?

5: Who would you rather be (in comics and real life)?

1. Thanos can extract it painlesslly with telepathy if he wanted... Joker can't
2. Joker has maimed people for sport. Thanos doesn't bother with wounding Whrn he can kill you.
3. Thanos has caused the destruction of species with his powers... Jokers best feat was as emperor joker but that would be like an artifact...
4. Joker... There is no real method to his madness... Thanos gas endgames... He's not really insane... Unlike Osborn...
5. Reality altering powers and tech that would make me untouchable by all people and a prolonged life... I'm purple with an but for a chin buy I'll make do...

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Re: Joker vs. Thanos

Originally posted by Black bolt z
1: If you had some information that both wanted who would you rather be tortured by to get the information?

2: Who is crueler?

3: Without artifacts who has killed more people?

4: Who is more demented?

5: Who would you rather be (in comics and real life)?


1. Thanos

2. Joker

3. No clue

4. Joker

5. Thanos

Thanos has definetly killed more people without artifacts. As I forget the exact #, but he was pretty much killing a planet himself in the Guardians of the Galaxy comic.

Originally posted by -K-M-
Thanos has definetly killed more people without artifacts. As I forget the exact #, but he was pretty much killing a planet himself in the Guardians of the Galaxy comic.
Just off that alone he killed billions I believe. I can't recall offhand if an exact number was ever stated.

Offhand... There was Te issue with him and surfer during infinity quest... He bought foreign bacteria to a planet and it killed the inhabitants and caused warfare and I think even cannibalism among a peaceful people.. Surfer created a neutralizing agent but I think it had stated millions had already died. And that's just cause they showed up!!!

1- Joker
2- Joker
3- Lol, Thanos handsdown! Do you forget why he's banned from his homeworld? Here's a hint: He ****ing nuke the place!
4- Joker
5- Let see: an ******* who get his ass whooped by Batman, or a dude that can do almost anything and can pimpslap the shit out of the Silver Surfer... Tough choice!

Originally posted by Bouboumaster
1- Joker
2- Joker
3- Lol, Thanos handsdown! Do you forget why he's banned from his homeworld? Here's a hint: He ****ing nuke the place!
4- Joker
5- Let see: an ******* who get his ass whooped by Batman, or a dude that can do almost anything and can pimpslap the shit out of the Silver Surfer... Tough choice!
The reason I asked the 5 question if that even though thanos would be more powerful I always thought it would be much much funner to be the joker.

Originally posted by Bouboumaster
1- Joker
2- Joker
3- Lol, Thanos handsdown! Do you forget why he's banned from his homeworld? Here's a hint: He ****ing nuke the place!
4- Joker
5- Let see: an ******* who get his ass whooped by Batman, or a dude that can do almost anything and can pimpslap the shit out of the Silver Surfer... Tough choice!
But the ladies love joker and thanos is whining emo ***** that keeps crying about some broad who is into deadpool.

Originally posted by rotiart
1. Thanos can extract it painlesslly with telepathy if he wanted... Joker can't
2. Joker has maimed people for sport. Thanos doesn't bother with wounding Whrn he can kill you.
3. Thanos has caused the destruction of species with his powers... Jokers best feat was as emperor joker but that would be like an artifact...
4. Joker... There is no real method to his madness... Thanos gas endgames... He's not really insane... Unlike Osborn...
5. Reality altering powers and tech that would make me untouchable by all people and a prolonged life... I'm purple with an but for a chin buy I'll make do...

Originally posted by Parmaniac
[QUOTE=13113790]Originally posted by rotiart
1. Thanos can extract it painlesslly with telepathy if he wanted... Joker can't
2. Joker has maimed people for sport. Thanos doesn't bother with wounding Whrn he can kill you.
3. Thanos has caused the destruction of species with his powers... Jokers best feat was as emperor joker but that would be like an artifact...
4. Joker... There is no real method to his madness... Thanos gas endgames... He's not really insane... Unlike Osborn...
5. Reality altering powers and tech that would make me untouchable by all people and a prolonged life... I'm purple with an but for a chin buy I'll make do...
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Originally posted by Bouboumaster
1- Joker
2- Joker
3- Lol, Thanos handsdown! Do you forget why he's banned from his homeworld? Here's a hint: He ****ing nuke the place!
4- Joker
5- Let see: an ******* who get his ass whooped by Batman, or a dude that can do almost anything and can pimpslap the shit out of the Silver Surfer... Tough choice!
You would rather be tortured by the joker?

who wouldnt?

Originally posted by Lord_Talron
who wouldnt?
Me...

Originally posted by thanos-prime
You would rather be tortured by the joker?

Oh yeah!

Thanos is an old dude, with to much knowledge and to much power. He probably knows things on torture that Joker never ever thinked!

Originally posted by 753
But the ladies love joker and thanos is whining emo ***** that keeps crying about some broad who is into deadpool.

Thanos is something of an emo, but other times, he's the biggest P.I.M.P. ever. Because seriously, it takes a total P.I.M.P. to have some naked party with Death itself!

Originally posted by Bouboumaster
Thanos is something of an emo, but other times, he's the biggest P.I.M.P. ever. Because seriously, it takes a total P.I.M.P. to have some naked party with Death itself!
is P.I.M.P. supposed to stand for something?Or just big words for pimp.

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