Harry Potter Vs Jesus H Christ

Jesus Christ returns to earth, sent to kick an ass or two about the whole witchcraft issue. Hes not happy about it. The church tried warning Harry and his broomstick fiddling chums about it, but no. They wouldn't listen.

So Christ on a bike arrives in London and opens the doorway to Hogwarts reality with the serious aim of laying the smack down on some wizard ass.

Both sides get 30 mins prep both sides operate at full capacity.

Jesus gets to be any of his screen manifestations.

Who emerges victorious?

Hail Satan.

I take:

-The damage soak from 'The Passion of The Christ'

-The flair from Jesus 'Christ Superstar'

-The anger and rage from 'The Last Temptation of Christ'

-The magical abilities from 'The King of Kings'

And if those fools in Hogwarts try anything shifty, just wait until his father hears about it!

waits for Digi's response towards the thread

LOL oh my god Sado. What the ****. We all know who wins, but I'm interested in seeing what RJ says.

Originally posted by Robtard
I take:

-The damage soak from 'The Passion of The Christ'

-The flair from Jesus 'Christ Superstar'

-The anger and rage from 'The Last Temptation of Christ'

-The magical abilities from 'The King of Kings'

And if those fools in Hogwarts try anything shifty, just wait until his father hears about it!

That Lord sounds like a bad motherf**ker..!

Originally posted by Kaibs
LOL oh my god Sado. What the ****. We all know who wins, but I'm interested in seeing what RJ says.

Im sure he'll be delighted. Its a thread where one way or another, one of his favorites gets to win....brutally.

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JC post mortem? Or pre mortem?

Feats considerable from both I believe the movies that Robtard states cover a variety of different stages of Christ's alleged life..

JC is the son of God. Pretty easy call there. Hell, even McClane would lose.

You said that HP magic was supreme...

...you gonna quit out now...?

Jesus is a half human hybrid, so Potter stands a chance of defeating him, surely..

"Not even God knows what you're doing!!!" - Zeus Carver, describing the McClane factor's non-god origins and ultimate power, Die Hard 3.

THIS SAYS IT ALL

speaking of which can't wait for this to come back on tv 😄

It has a great soundtrack.

Ironically, many of the songs use the blues scale (From the blues/jazz - The musics "of the devil"😉....
That scale includes the 'flattened fifth' which was banned by churches for illiciting feelings of questioning and dissonance/confusion.

All those blues guys, jazz guys, The guys playing the JCSS score, Hendrix and Sabbath played the devils music... and it rocked hard.(Check out the 1st rude sounding chords on Purple haze, and 70% of metal riffs to hear the interval in action....)

Its all the way through the overture at the beginning with the bus as the music builds psychotically, (before hitting that awesome Judas riff that sounds like Zeppelin.)
YouTube video

The old southpark theme used it choronically too on those fu**ed up sounding guitar parts.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
You said that HP magic was supreme...

...you gonna quit out now...?

Jesus is a half human hybrid, so Potter stands a chance of defeating him, surely..

"Not even God knows what you're doing!!!" - Zeus Carver, describing the McClane factor's non-god origins and ultimate power, Die Hard 3.

Sometimes. Yes.

Jesus kicks Harry in the balls till he bleeds from the mouth.

Then forgives him before chi blasting his head off.

Originally posted by the ninjak
Jesus kicks Harry in the balls till he bleeds from the mouth.

Then forgives him before chi blasting his head off.

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I suppose none of you dumb asses have seen Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter?

Yeah!

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=535354&pagenumber=2

Im definitely gonna have to acquire that.

Nobody in favor of the idea that HP could kick the Son of Galilee's teeth in H2H, or Fiendfyre his ass yet...?

Has Potter any spells that could nail Jesus to some wood?
That seemed to work pretty good against him in most Jesus movies. (And crosses works against other Vampires too.)