Black Dynamite vs Jesus Christ (Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter)

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Black Dynamite vs Jesus Christ (Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter)

H2H combat match in a WWE Hell In A Cell ring
Fight to the death

Who wins?

*Frantically searches for Vampire hunter movie*

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
*Frantically searches for Vampire hunter movie*

Here is a fight scene from said film

YouTube video

YouTube video

Jesus gets his holiest of holys widened blatantly.

Dynamite.

Nobody ****s with Black Dynamite.

Then it is agreed. He nails Christ to the wall and sets fire to him whilst loling and recording it on his phone with the aims of posting it on youtube......

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Then it is agreed. He nails Christ to the wall and sets fire to him whilst loling and recording it on his phone with the aims of posting it on youtube......

Not before the real JC shows up. Soaks BD in locusts. Walks over to his skeleton, picks up his skull then scissor kicks it into space.

Little do you know plagues don't effect BD. Not only does he roundhouse JC into the stone age, he does it while giving a thumbs up.

Originally posted by Kaibs
Little do you know plagues don't effect BD. Not only does he roundhouse JC into the stone age, he does it while giving a thumbs up.

QFT