3 Master Jedi vs 300 SPARTANS!

Started by Omnislash Kid1 pages

3 Master Jedi vs 300 SPARTANS!

Mace, Yoda, and Kenobi vs 300 SPARTANS (thine historic ones).
Flat land. Go!

A single Jedi of the caliber of a Windu or Yoda would wipe the floor with 300 spartans. And this post reeks of HWKA.

Seeing as Yoda and Mace pwned small armies on their own, teaming them up results in a wtfpwn of the Spartans, while Kebobi sits watching and sipping tea.

Yoda would absolutely tool 300 spartans on his own without so much as breaking a sweat.

those spartans though? yeah, Yoda solos.

I con-cur.

Yoda kills them all with a wooden tooth pick without breaking a sweat.

They don't even need the Force to win here.

Originally posted by Omega Vision
They don't even need the Force to win here.

Of course they need the force. Otherwise they are just normal lifeforms wielding a really deadly laser sword.

I was expecting this to be a funner (that's right, I said "funner"😉 thread. Oh well. Tis to be expected.

You were expecting it to be funner, and the realization that it isn't is to be expected?

Hmm. You're right. I actually dont know what I was expecting. Well, this thread is dead, and I'm going to go play some MoH

Dude, we're not here to have fun. We're here to debate fictional combat situations.

It should have been a handful of young lings vs the spartans

Young Lings would never get it done. Ling Ling could though.

Spartans win. Yoda's ataru and Mace's oldness take their toll after the first hundred are slaughtered, and they collapse from exhaustion. Obi-Wan eventually gets overwhelmed.

Can we please get off the Jedi cock now, gaiz?!

lol, as Blax ignores the force.

Everyone knows Spartans (of the Greek and cyborg variety) have a natural immunity to the Force.

it would be cool if they did. they were some BAMF's.

Revan solos. . .