Team Metal Gear vs Team S.T.A.R.S.

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Team Metal Gear vs Team S.T.A.R.S.

Wesker and his three former subordinates (Chris, Jill and Barry) make a temporary truce in order to take on a rejuvenated Solid Snake, Ocelot, Vamp and Meryl.

The battle takes place in the ruins of downtown Empire City. Each person starts with their default weapons. Other weapons are OSP.

And yes, Team S.T.A.R.S. is in their classic attire (save for Jill, who is missing her beret...and still blonde).

Jill and Meryl get into a catfight which stops all the guys from fighting eachother and start watching the two tear eachother's gear off.

/thread.

Nah, Solid Snake is too gay for Otacon to care about those two.

He soloes.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Jill and Meryl get into a catfight which stops all the guys from fighting eachother and start watching the two tear eachother's gear off.

/thread.

As Jill and Meryl fight...

Barry: Somebody bring some oil!
Snake: Get some oil over here!
Ocelot: I'm on it! (departs)
Chris: Fight naked!
Wesker: Mud Wrestle!
(Barry and Chris look at Wesker incredulously)
Wesker: What? I may be a bad guy, but I do like women.
Vamp: Oh, poopy.

Does Snake have any PG67A/W on him and does anyone on team RE have anti-bodies to put in Vamp to prevent him from regenerating? There's a chance this fight will end in a stalemate if Snake can't even find any rocket launchers in this match.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Does Snake have any PG67A/W on him and does anyone on team RE have anti-bodies to put in Vamp to prevent him from regenerating? There's a chance this fight will end in a stalemate if Snake can't even find any rocket launchers in this match.

Everything is OSP. Including Wesker's Serum and Vamp's Nanomachine Supressant. Al vs Vamp would be a sight to see.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Does Snake have any PG67A/W on him and does anyone on team RE have anti-bodies to put in Vamp to prevent him from regenerating? There's a chance this fight will end in a stalemate if Snake can't even find any rocket launchers in this match.

Snake in his prime would solo Team Resident Evil =|

Including Wesker

Originally posted by FinalAnswer
Snake in his prime would solo Team Resident Evil =|

Including Wesker

When did I even say that Chris, Jill, and Barry would give him trouble? He can easily dispatch those three. The only challenge here for team MGS is Wesker.

Snake would beat him too.

Team Metal Gear would curbstomp STARS.