You're trapped inside an indestructible room with Thanos and he wants to eat you.....

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You're trapped inside an indestructible room with Thanos and he wants to eat you.....

Who do you want to be?

1) Unipower Wolverine
2) Juggernaut
3) WWH
4) Sentry/Void
5) Silver Surfer w/ WOL
6) Iron Man w/ Power Gem
7) Storm in a 2-piece bikini
8) Scarlet Witch in a provocative black dress

None of the above.

Squirrel Girl.

Why would Thanos want to eat me? That doesn't sound like him at all.

Quan

Your dead.

throw Squirrel Girl on this list and than you could make it.

But if I had to pick someone realistically it would be

Sentry/Void or Silver Surfer w/ WOL. Ultimately they would lose and you would die a horrible death but they would last the longest.

Actually scratch that I would pick Storm. If I'm going to die I at least want a hot chick by my side

Re: You're trapped inside an indestructible room with Thanos and he wants to eat you.....

7) Storm in a 2-piece bikini

I'll just play with myself in front of a mirror.

Thanos can watch from the darkness.

Re: Re: You're trapped inside an indestructible room with Thanos and he wants to eat you.....

Scarlet Witch:

"No more Thanos(es)"

excellent

Originally posted by the ninjak
7) Storm in a 2-piece bikini

I'll just play with myself in front of a mirror.

Thanos can watch from the darkness.

ermmnone

Juggernaut.

storm without a bikini

Originally posted by carver9
Juggernaut.

I'll bring flowers to your funeral

Originally posted by Silent Guardian
I'll bring flowers to your funeral
😂

Originally posted by Stall_19
Why would Thanos want to eat me? That doesn't sound like him at all.

Thanos will eat you believe me.

Superman.

Originally posted by Mindset
Quan

Thanos would indeed be distracted by his wanking

Originally posted by carver9
Juggernaut.

I lold.

Originally posted by D_Dude1210
Superman.

Surfer, I'll go intangible and leave the room.

Wolverine is the answer.

Since Thanos is brilliant, he knows about Wolverine knowing Squirrel Girl. Accordingly, he is afraid to harm Wolverine since doing so would cause Squirrel Girl to crush him again.

1,000,000 polar bears solo.