The Colossus of Rhodes vs The Savior
Please don't tell me Colossus is banned. I hope it walking around and screaming makes it different enough from it's real life counterpart to be considered a different entity.
Nero and Kratos argue over which of these statues is stronger. Kratos thinks the colossus will stomp Savior while Nero believes Savior would hand Colossus his bronze ass. They make a bet. Who wins it?