Your skin is now covered in taste buds

Yes. Anything you touch with your bare skin (no matter what body part) you can now taste. How does this affect your daily life?

No more masturbating for me. =(

I wear gloves.

Wiping is going to suck.

Not if you use toilet paper like the rest of us haermm

Surgical gloves, man.

Originally posted by silver_tears
Not if you use toilet paper like the rest of us haermm

Wait, so you can taste your clothes too? AND your feet? Yeesh.

Originally posted by Ax3l
does not compute.

That's cause she's talking nonsense.

Talking in Riddles, she's got the devil in her

This sucks.

Sex would be....interesting.

However, how would we taste without a water analogue? AHA! So this thread idea would not work unless we constantly "salivated" on on whole body. AHA! AHA! AHA! WEEEEE!

Originally posted by silver_tears
Not if you use toilet paper like the rest of us haermm

😆 😆 😆

For those of you that do not get it: some cultures wipe their asses with their left hand...bare hand. No toilet paper. Axel's comment does not make sense if you do not get shit on your hand because you put toilet paper in the way of the shit. (And some of us use wet wipes...)

Her joke was too witty for your uncultured minds. HARUMPF!

I got it.

Oh man, the rectum.......

Well I'm sure we all would adapt. Some quicker than others... most likely due to their weak stomachs? Lol

I assume it'd be like your sense of smell in a way. Think about it. Have you ever smelled something so strong it felt like it was in your mouth... yeah.

We all know what poo smells like... So it'd just be alot of getting used to.

😑

Omg the sex 😱 ...

It'd be very interesting.

haermm

I wish I had this thread to fall back on....when I got caught shoving a banana up my ass. 😮

wuuuuuuuut

Sex just got more interesting.

lmao that would not be pleasant 😖