Wolverine & Sabretooth Vs. The Planeteers

[Yes, you read that correctly. Captain Planet was also adapted into a comic book. By Marvel no less.]

Logan and Creed refuse to recycle their beer bottles, so Ma-Ti and crew decide to teach them a lesson.

Wolverine & Sabretooth

Vs.

Kwame (Earth)
Wheeler (Fire)
Linka (Wind)
Gi (Water)
Ma-Ti (Heart)

Battle takes place in the Amazon Rain forest.

Battle 1: Kids can't form Captain Planet; ring powers only.
Battle 2: They can, but only for 5 minutes.
Battle 3: They can, but only for 10 minutes.

Discuss.

Actually I think they stand a better chance without summoning him.

Why? Because they'll cut CP?

Yes

You simply do not vote against a guy with 'Captain' in his name.

CP ftw in 2 and 3. The guy can do just about anything. He'll simply toss them into the sun if need be.

Ma-Ti soloes

They win all 3 and I ****ing loved that cartoon as a child. I hate its detractors.

Originally posted by Parmaniac
Ma-Ti soloes

Bump

Nothing to bump.

Cap wins.

Because I'm in a bad mood after getting a crown put in and don't feel like supporting the "haha Captain Planet was lame but lets pretend he was awesome for nostalgia" joke, I feel like stating that this is a spite thread and that either Wolverine or Sabertooth would win 10 /10 against Captain Planet with minimal effort even if could have the kids and their rings for support while he fighting.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Because I'm in a bad mood after getting a crown put in and don't feel like supporting the "haha Captain Planet was lame but lets pretend he was awesome for nostalgia" joke, I feel like stating that this is a spite thread and that either Wolverine or Sabertooth would win 10 /10 against Captain Planet with minimal effort even if could have the kids and their rings for support while he fighting.

1. CP was awesome

2. He'd stomp and given the starting conditions so would the planeteers.

There's no joke here, its simply coincidental that Cap is both nostalgic and would destroy either of these hairy clowns.

Like I said I understand the "haha Captain Planet was lame but lets pretend he was awesome for nostalgia" joke, but I'm not going along with it when freaking Paste-Pot-Pete would be too much for the Planeteers or Captain Planet to handle.

Wake me up when we are pretending that the Street Sharks or Biker Mice from Mars are awesome, and take this Captain Planet joke out to the recycling bin.

how would they do if they instead faced the ninja turtles.? 🤨

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Like I said I understand the "haha Captain Planet was lame but lets pretend he was awesome for nostalgia" joke, but I'm not going along with it when freaking Paste-Pot-Pete would be too much for the Planeteers or Captain Planet to handle.

Wake me up when we are pretending that the Street Sharks or Biker Mice from Mars are awesome, and take this Captain Planet joke out to the recycling bin.

well since half the time adamantium is shown being poisonous i see that screwing CP.....drylaugh

^touché

Originally posted by 753
nobody's joking. did you ever see capitain planet's feats? what would logan and sabertooth ever do to him?

I watched the show as a kid, he sucked, people threw oil on him and he was useless. What "feats" make you think Wolverine and Sabretooth couldn't do anything to him, dude did nothing.

He could fly, was at least class 100, swimmed through lava, controlled the elements, caused earthquakes and tornados, could raise huge stone walls and blast fire etc. Why isn't this obvious to you?

edit: plus he looked awesome and I dont care for remarks of how gay he looks in retrospect, he-man was still worse.