Mad Eye Moody versus Fred Claus

Fred Claus is doing his thing, going down chimneys and delivering Christmas gifts. Little does he know that Mad Eye Moody is out to kill him.

Moody has a shitload of Floo powder, his wand, his broom and his staff and is pissed. He is aching to kill Fred.

Moody has one night to kill Fred.

Can Moody do it, or does Fred finish his Christmas rounds and go back to the North Pole?

Fred is not really magic like his brother... so how is this even a match?

What I mean is can Moody track him down? Lotta chimneys around the world.

Isn't there some stupid HP magic that allows them to track people? Plus Fred is inexperienced and slow unlike his brother. So there's a good chance yes he'll get caught.

Magical tracking? No.

Well if Mooody has no idea where he's at then no. He fails miserably. Plus didn't all of the HP people not go outside of ****ing England? Except Voldemort who exiled himself to ALbania or someshit. The point is a lot of them don't even know where the hell they're going for the most part I'd say.

Well, you know those "Santa sightings" that are all over the tube every year? Moody could use those I suppose.

I dunno, it'd be interesting. He has his broom, remember that, and he can apparate.

Well if we're going by canon... Moody doesn't leave England. Period. And I doubt he can cover all of England.

Moody can go anywhere he wants, dude.

How so? I've never seen him leave england once in the movies. Fred Claus however has been shown to travel the earth. WHy even make the thread if you're going to just make it so the HP character wins in the end?

Why would he not leave England?

And the second part, dude, shut up.

Why would he? He's never left England before? Maybe he's so confident he'll catch Fred he just rather stay in England. I mean if you're going to just say he can teleport wherever the **** he wants and Fred will be there or his little broom can fly so fast that it can catch Santa's actual sleigh that goes fast as hell then sure. Whatever you say Moody wins. Like I said the only reason he even has a chance is because Fred is 1/8 the man for the job. If it was his brother Moody stands no chance in catching him.

I'm just curious as to what keeps Moody from leaving England. Is there like a magical barrier?

You tell me man? Why don't any of them leave England lol. Like I said in the whole series and you know this as much as I. The only character to ever leave England as far as I remember is Voldemort and that was when he exiled himself to Albania.

So if Fred is never shown wearing slacks, he can't wear slacks? You're splitting hairs, dude.

Umm no, it's a bit of a bigger deal and you know it If anyone is splitting hairs you are in making such a stupid comment. And like I said if they he can supposedly just go wherever and whenever he wants then why are you making the thread. The sleigh obvoiusly is way faster than any broom in HP but then you'll just start saying he'll start teleporting everywhere within seconds. Not that he's ever shown to do that.

K. Moody catches Claus and rapes him with his staff.

/thread.

K, so next time hopefully you'll think before making such an uneven thread.

Or maybe Fred escapes.