Zohan versus LV-426
SCENARIO ONE: Zohan is enlisted to investigate LV-426. He is dropped outside the facility and begins scouting for survivors. He soon encounters the Xenos, kills a few, retreats, and radios his situation to his superiors. They tell him to kill them all, save Newt, and kill the Queen. He is 100% familiar with the layout of the facility.
Zohan is in Colonial Marine armor, head to toe. He is armed with a Desert Eagle .50, a pump action Marine Defender, and a M41A pulse rifle. Along with a motion detector.
Outside the facility is dropped a small cache of weapons and ammo. An M240 flamethrower, pulse rifle ammo and grenades, spare armor, medkit, rations, and an M56 smart gun.
Can Zohan kill them all and survive?
SCENARIO TWO: Same as one, except that Zohan is armed with two pair of styling scissors. He is wearing his sandals, jeans, and his Mariah Carey Tee shirt.