USH'S SITHMAS THREAD 2010

Originally posted by Brit
Hahaha.

Merry Sithmas, boys and girls. 😉

What'd everyone get?

I got some mundane things like clothes but also DC Vertigo`s Lucifer comic book series, which are great.

Geez, that is perfect for you.

Not too much, as usual. Final Fantasy action figure from one coworker, Big Bang Theory DVD set from another, a nifty t-shirt, cookies and chocolate and a Leia action figure from GK 😊 Also Target gift card (always welcome) and some money.

Something else I'm waiting on but what it is I can't yet say 😛

A set of suitcases, lightsaber umbrella, lightsaber chopsticks, a shirt, and a GPS navigator from my parents, a shirt and a keychain and a hand-knit scarf from Peach, and duct tape from my brother Nick. A thousand and one uses!

...duct tape. Knowing Nick, that actually does not surprise me much. Your brother is strange 😛

Also, because I am a dork (well, we both are), the shirt is from Assassin's Creed and the keychain a custom Guild Wars one a friend made for me 😊

When I opened it, I stared in confusion, and then yelled "You got me shoes!" Back in the summer he lost his shoes on a rafting trip, and coated the bottoms of his feet in duct tape for protection. 😂

Scroogius now demands all pay attention to him and that all tell him what presents they would bring to him for Sithmas.

Spacetape. It may look and feel like duct tape, but it's a special space-age polymer for holding starships together. Very advanced stuff.

A monologue detector necklace. For the villain that can not help but talk away his master plans and give the hero precious time.

A pit of Rancors with Ion Cannons attached to their heads. The ultimate Jedi killing trap!

Dark Side Chocolate.

Scroogius demands more! All these things shall be used for galactic conquest!

A GPS Navi-Com voiced by GLaDOS?

A handful of buttons!

Singing reminds Scroogius too much of the Jedi at Sithmas. Besides, you already gave a gift.

A rubber suit so that Scroogius will not be affected by anyone throwing lightning at him!

I'll give Scroogius a all-expenses-paid date with the Consul of Thalos.

All presents will now be judged!

Hmmm...

The ability to hold spaceships together is nothing compared to the power of the Force!

After wearing that necklace for a week, it gave an overload warning and then exploded. This assassination attempt will not go unnoticed!

The rancors appear to be dying of starvation as those cannons blow away anything dropped down the pit. Scroogius demands solutions!

Due to fears of poisoning, Scroogius no longer eats food, living instead off of a device that converts contempt to nutrition (though alarming weight gain at first forced Scroogius to turn it down a bit). The chocolate will be forcibly issued to prisoners for testing.

Scroogius is allergic to rubber! Feel the rage! And weight gain.

Those buttons look like concealed explosives! You expect the mighty Scroogius to fall for such a ploy?

Well, once again Sithmas has been a time of misery and disappointment. A success! Scroogius will try to make General of the Republic happen as soon as possible...

Solutions, eh? Here a simple solution, 'Needs more Jedi!' With enough Jedi the cannons will only wipe out half the group, leaving the other half as a delicious meal.

I might have! They're really nice buttons.