Superman, Hulk, Abomination and Hancock VS THE EMPIRE!

Started by the ninjak4 pages

Superman, Hulk, Abomination and Hancock VS THE EMPIRE!

A mystical mishap results in Hulk, Abomination, Superman and Hancock being forced through portals into the Star Wars Universe.

They are the planet Tatooine and the Empire are on it's way to conquer it.

War will begin as the Empire's Elite + Sith Lords will battle against these 4 foes. Throw in anyone you want suitable.

The Death Star is also an hour from arrival.

Who wins. Noon.

Re: Superman, Hulk, Abomination and Hancock VS THE EMPIRE!

They hold their own against the Empire, especially Hancock and Superman. Hulk and Abomination vs a lightsabre is debatable.

Death Star arrives and destroys Tatooine from far out, Superman, Hancock are left floating in space. Hulk and Abomination might be there too.

Hancock may not need oxygen to survive/function going from the film, if so, he speed-blitz and punches holes through the Death Star until it's shit.

Superman the same as Hancock, if oxygen isn't an issue. Though I think it is.

Supes breaks the DeathStars turret before it even reaches orbit.
And yeah Supes can exist in space for long periods of time.

Originally posted by the ninjak
Supes breaks the DeathStars turret before it even reaches orbit.

Pretty sure the DS doesn't have to be in orbit to fire. I suspect an exploding planer would destroy it, if it were too close.

Can Superman survive/function in space? Not sure. He did need his spaceship in Returns.

Hancock likely can, but I don't think he has super-vision. So he'll likely be ignorant to the DS approaching. Superman too, as he'd need to be specifically looking for it.

Superman can survive in space easily. Like when he carried the rocket in to orbit. He only needed the rocket because Krypton has a red sun.

Only thing I can really see hurting Superman and Hancock here is the death star but once they defeat this the rest is a cakewalk.

Question. Hancock or Superman takes a blast from the death star to the chest. Results?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Question. Hancock or Superman takes a blast from the death star to the chest. Results?

They're supposed to be invulnerable with the exception of their one weakness. White-girls and Kryptonite, respectively.

Does the Death Star fire white-girls or Kryptonite?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Question. Hancock or Superman takes a blast from the death star to the chest. Results?

The DeathStar is an hour from orbit I see Supes or Hancock simply punching the laser out before blasting but for arguments sakes.

I say they don't do squat to it.
How big is the beam itself?
No doubt larger than a man.

The planet still blows up if blasted.
It won't kill Supes though it would send him reeling though.

Originally posted by Robtard
They're supposed to be invulnerable with the exception of their one weakness. White-girls and Kryptonite, respectively.

Does the Death Star fire white-girls or Kryptonite?


And magic Supes is vunerable to magic and vampires.

They'd tank it.

Originally posted by the ninjak

And magic Supes is vunerable to magic and vampires.

Superman in the comics, yes. This is the movies where magic and vampires don't exist to Superman. But considering it's magic, I would tend to agree in regards to Superman as gets his powers due to his alien biology.

Anyhow, does the Empire have magic or vampires? It's irrelevant.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Question. Hancock or Superman takes a blast from the death star to the chest. Results?
Probably hurt and either near death or death.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
They'd tank it.

That would be the single most coolest thing ever.

Seeing the Emperor's and Vaders expressions as Supes tanks the Deathstar's Beam.
💃

But no it would hurt.....alot.
Weaknesses imply things that make Supe's take damage like a human.
He can still take damage from other sources.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
They'd tank it.

And the planet they're on would likely still explode.

Supes is vulnerable to vampires? Lame. Yet another reason I'm glad I don't read comics.

Originally posted by Robtard
Superman in the comics, yes. This is the movies where magic and vampires don't exist to Superman. But considering it's magic, I would tend to agree in regards to Superman as gets his powers due to his alien biology.

Anyhow, does the Empire have magic or vampires? It's irrelevant.

Happened in Smallville as well but hey, doesn't matter.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Supes is vulnerable to vampires? Lame. Yet another reason I'm glad I don't read comics.

Vampires are magic I guess. And Vampires ROCK! 😠

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Supes is vulnerable to vampires? Lame. Yet another reason I'm glad I don't read comics.

He's vulnerable to magic and DC vampires are magical, iirc.

Dracula bite into him, but burned in return due to Superman's sun-infused blood

Originally posted by the ninjak
Happened in Smallville as well but hey, doesn't matter.

Smallville would make Seigel and Shuster shit their pants. Terrible show.

Originally posted by Robtard
Smallville would make Seigel and Shuster shit their pants. Terrible show.
Because it sucks?