Indiana Jones versus Snakes on a Plane

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Indiana Jones versus Snakes on a Plane

Indy is in place of Sam Jackson on the plane, armed with his bullwhip and a swiss army knife. Can he get over his fear of snakes and whup ass on them? He also has McClane's zippo.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

Yes. He gets a parachute, goes out onto the wing, and pulls the fuel release valve open, jumps off, and opens the chute.

At that time he opens the zippo, strikes, and ignites the trail of fuel that falls from above leading back to it's source.

Boom.

Since he has not just a regular lucky zippo, but McluckyZippo, he lands safely and the plane of fire, death ans snakes lands directly on a house full of terrorists who were planning some shit..

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Dr. Jones!!!! No more parachutes!!!

Kaibs Oh Miley.

Indy definitely gets it done.

Lestov16 CTU Field Agent
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Dr. Jones!!!! No more parachutes!!!

Hold on to your potatoes!

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Kaibs
Indy definitely gets it done.
Mhm. It'd be awesome to see him freaking out while doing so, though.

steverules_2 Senior Member

Sorry but it's spite with the Zippo...come down to the coast, have a few laughs