Oh shit you named your dildo after me.......Oh SNAP..
Your dildo dude and also you're a dildo.
Your dildo like qualitys are well known to all who meet you no doubt.
You waves it up your ass like theres a spell stuck up there.
I bet after a night out people are like: "Man it was great to see Bobby, Kate Dave and the guys, but f***, man!!! Why'd RJ , that massive dildo have to come along...That guy is SUCH a dildo".
And they'd be right...they'll probably have noticed your walk too.
(WizardQueens in and out of your ass with their "wands" all night long, no doubt. "Bam! bam! bam!"😉
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