Bruce Willis Vs Hogwarts wizards

All characters that Bruce Willis has ever played in all films are called in to eradicate Wizards yet again from the MVF arena.

All of them have full access to any weaponry, seen in their employ in the movies.

They appear inside the boundries of Hogwarts type replica castle with the wizards being unaware of the imminent strike to made against them.

What can the wizards do to stop the impending slaughter...?

Bruce Willis in Surrogates will be immune to many spells. Like the Death Spell.
Bruce gives all the others Surrogates as well.

Wouldn't unbreakable Bruce Willis be immune to them to?

Originally posted by McNasty996
Wouldn't unbreakable Bruce Willis be immune to them to?

Not if they use some water spell to drown him somehow (don't tell RJ, but I haven't seen any HP movies 😄 ).

Would it be one composite McClane for the DieHard franchise, or are there four separate McClanes from their respective films?

Bruce is dead, they cant harm him.

Originally posted by the ninjak
Bruce Willis in Surrogates will be immune to many spells. Like the Death Spell.
Bruce gives all the others Surrogates as well.

this and then his character from Sixth Sense comes and says "I see dead people" 😄

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
All characters that Bruce Willis has ever played in all films are called in to eradicate Wizards yet again from the MVF arena.

All of them have full access to any weaponry, seen in their employ in the movies.

They appear inside the boundries of Hogwarts type replica castle with the wizards being unaware of the imminent strike to made against them.

What can the wizards do to stop the impending slaughter...?

😄

Originally posted by The Nuul
Bruce is dead, they cant harm him.

NOPE! He posted right after you.

He's ALLIIIIIIIIIIVE! 😆

Originally posted by Robtard
Would it be one composite McClane for the DieHard franchise, or are there four separate McClanes from their respective films?

They are indeed the 4 seperate. (But they can merge to form a GesaultSuperMcClane if McClane needs to. ) 😛

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Time turners and felix felicis. Dead Willis babies. Poor Mrs. Willis.

😄

Negated by Twelve Monkeys time Travel Bruce, Unbreakable Bruce and backed up by Sixth Sense Bruce.

I'd start worrying about that bomb deep drilled below Hogwarts that the wizards have absolutely no knowledge of too, if I were you.
'Cause when Armageddon Bruce presses that button, sacrificing himself...A lot of wizards gonna be dead.

Booom.

Oops.

There is no force in movie history that can beat Composite Bruce Willis.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
There is no force in movie history that can beat Composite Bruce Willis.

😂

Not to mention... since when do the Wizards all of a sudden know about when they're born, and where they're from... They are the ones getting raided not the Bruces. And as far as their time traveling goes... I wasn't aware they are able to go back that many years as in the books and movies they only wet back like a day.

Ha! 😛

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Negated by Twelve Monkeys time Travel Bruce, Unbreakable Bruce and backed up by Sixth Sense Bruce.

I'd start worrying about that bomb deep drilled below Hogwarts that the wizards have absolutely no knowledge of too, if I were you.
'Cause when Armageddon Bruce presses that button, sacrificing himself...A lot of wizards gonna be dead.

Booom.

Oops.

OK, Unbreakable Bruce is ended by a death spell.

SS Bruce is raped by the Bloody Baron.

Twelve Monkeys Bruce, how exactly did he time travel? It's been a while. Was it like Timecop, something like that?

Pretty much IIRC, yeah. Been a bit since I saw it myself.

Have you got any 'that-dude-from-unbreakable-dying' feats?
I recall none.

Was he ever hit by a spell that ends life on contact? Yeah.......Plus he can be vanished or changed into a dildo.

I also noticed you have team Willis "inside the shields" in a vain attempt to nullify the shield protecting Hogwarts.

With a flick of his wand, another shield is raised by Flitwick. You know, like in THBP. So now we have team Willis trapped between two sets of shields. Willis samwich?

Thats right. he wasn't. So youve NO reason to think it would work on him. 🙂