Superman vs 30 X-men
X-men lineup:
Magneto
Angel
Mercury (X-men)
Hellion
Magma
Sunspot
Loa
Rockslide
Cyclops
Beast
Nightcrawler
Storm
Gambit
Professor X
Colossus
Emma Frost
Wolverine
Rogue
Psylocke
Iceman
Dust
Shadowcat
Cannonball
Northstar
Marrow
Jubliee
Phoenix (Jean Grey)
X-Man
Domino
Cable
Now, don't laugh. This is the response I got from a RABID Superman fanboy:
Superman speed-blitzes them all. And I bet you’d be hardpressed to explain how Superman can’t beat them if he’s going thousands of times faster than they can think. And Superman fights Skyfathers, other Kryptonians, Daxamites, DOOMSDAY, various New Gods members and a whole lot more. You don’t know a f-ing thing about Superman.