Hit-Girl vs Rorschach

HG is jealous of Rorschach for coming in on her daddy's old stomping grounds, and after meeting him one time in an alleyway, finds him to be a douche. So she decides to take him out one day. Rorschach is holed up in the apartment he was in when he got busted by the cops in the movie, and HG is coming in through the window. For fairness purposes, she only gets three throwing knives, as well as any gun seen in Kick-Ass of her choice, but she only gets one shot at using it. Rorschach knows that she is coming, but doesn't have time to do any improv except her using his H2H and maybe his grappling gun.

Who wins?

Hit Girl stomps!

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Rorschach gets a knife in the chest, goes down like a drunken cheerleader on prom night.

Considering Rorschach went down hard to some cops and hit girl took out those hit men in Kick Ass I go with her

Originally posted by steverules_2
Considering Rorschach went down hard to some cops and hit girl took out those hit men in Kick Ass I go with her

Well, it did take almost an entire team to take him down, but more or less correct.

Won't Schach's durability come into play? He's obviously metahuman on some level(not even being affected by Antarctica's cold). A knife to the chest would put him down, but might not kill him before he gets a shot in.

We saw how good hit girls accuracy was...Ror showed no such feats that I can re-call

A bullet to his "face" turns it into a spaghetti soaked napkin.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
A bullet to his "face" turns it into a spaghetti soaked napkin.

I'm totally on HG's team here, and hoping this happens. But Ror knows that she's coming. So he uses the grappling gun on her chest, she falls out the window, and takes time to get back up. Meanwhile, Rorschach has time to improvise.

She dodged bullets, I think she could dodge a huge ass hook coming her way

But...she went down to Frank D'Amico's karate kick. That's a lot slower than a bullet or a grappling gun. Granted, she must have been exhausted by that point.

All of this is overthinking it I suppose.

I'd give Hit Girl an 8 or 9 wins out of 10 attempts for the scenario.

She's a bullet timer, dude.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
She's a bullet timer, dude.

Yet she couldn't dodge a karate kick. I think she's an aim dodger, and a very good one at that, rather than a bullet timer.

Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
But...she went down to Frank D'Amico's karate kick. That's a lot slower than a bullet or a grappling gun. Granted, she must have been exhausted by that point.

All of this is overthinking it I supposed.

I'd give Hit Girl an 8 or 9 wins out of 10 attempts for the scenario.

Spiderman can dodge bullets but he still gets punched from time to time

Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
Yet she couldn't dodge a karate kick. I think she's an aim dodger, and a very good one at that, rather than an bullet timer.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
She approached the last fight the wrong way. She shoulda just shot him.

...wasn't she out of bullets? Unless you mean she shoulda grabbed someones gun in which case yeah

Originally posted by steverules_2
Spiderman can dodge bullets but he still gets punched from time to time

Green Goblin/Doc Ock/Venom are all bullet timers and above, but point taken. Everyone makes a mistake once in a while, which is kind of the point I was making.

Like I said, I'm on HG's team. I'm just looking for nooks and crannies that would prevent a 10/10 for her, to make it interesting.

Originally posted by steverules_2
...wasn't she out of bullets? Unless you mean she shoulda grabbed someones gun in which case yeah

Yeah, she was out of bullets.

She took his gun away, AND she had a grenade. Plus Kick Ass was there with the minigun.

^She had a grenade? I don't remember that. Kick-Ass ran out of ammo for the jet pack's gattling gun at that point, so it's moot.

She had a grenade on her left shoulder.