The Golgothan Shit Demon vs. John Constantine

The chain smoking holy man versus the shit demon/Hell's chief assassin from Dogma.

Showdown in the hospital where the finale took place in the Constantine movie.

John has all of his weapons used in the film.

The Golgothan has lots of poo.

To the death.

Originally posted by Impediment
The chain smoking holy man versus the shit demon/Hell's chief assassin from Dogma.

Showdown in the hospital where the finale took place in the Constantine movie.

John has all of his weapons used in the film.

The Golgothan has lots of poo.

To the death.

prolly Hellblazer b4 he gets a shiiteload of poo 😂 😆

Man, that grenade launcher would pwn.

Hahahahaha Brilliant thread.😂

Even if Jon Constantine wins, he'll still get shit all over him, and he'll stink of bum-cigar, and be mocked by his friends, accordingly...
😛

Well... hes' a demon from hell. John would win. Sidenote: I love Dogma.

This would actually be very fun to watch. I laugh at the idea of Ted Theodore Logan with shit running down his face.