Kratos and TP Link switch places

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
You fit none of those.

You should fear a thrashing. I have that Canadanadian friend that isn't you that lives within driving distance of you.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
I always win.

You know who doesn't win?

Everyone, when morality is discussed.

He's a pothead, so yeah, you would definitely be interested in thrashing him. But he's a pothead, and those druggies get really dangerous when they haven't had a fix in a while.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
He's a pothead, so yeah, you would definitely be interested in thrashing him. But he's a pothead, and those druggies get really dangerous when they haven't had a fix in a while.

Ah they're all junkies.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Ah they're all junkies.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Ah they're all junkies.

I'm sorry for your pain.

It's magical Moo, it will change your life. It makes gaming so much better 😄

No, it doesn't.

Originally posted by The Scenario
YouTube video

If Midna counts, I'd say Kratos does, too.

'k, so Midna's not all that evil, is she? She just wanted to help her people, and occosionally mouthed off. And what do you know, the Master Sword is channeling Moo. It hates her and sends her flying just from getting near it. Even Link is pushed back slightly, due to a source of evil that isn't even him. The only reason he isn't sent flying as well is because he's Link.

Are we going to argue that Kratos is less evil than Midna, a character whose most evil acts are manipulating Link into helping her people and being a smartass?

Originally posted by The Scenario
'k, so Midna's not all that evil, is she? She just wanted to help her people, and occosionally mouthed off. And what do you know, the Master Sword is channeling Moo. It hates her and sends her flying just from getting near it.

Profilin' this.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Profilin' this.

If you do, please fix my typo on "occasionally."

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
No, it doesn't.

This is another thing that baffles me. Potheads always want other people to try smoking it too. Why?

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
This is another thing that baffles me. Potheads always want other people to try smoking it too. Why?

Or perhaps it is because they feel bad about being drug addicts. Misery loves company.

"So he served in the military, and made the obvious decision, these are two good deeds FAR outweighed by his own bad deeds, and his general brutality and malice, how isn't he evil? Killing innocents, waging pointless wars, excessive cruelty and brutality? Kratos is the very definition of evil. Ganondorf is labelled by the sword as evil, Kratos certainly would be."

He wasn't in any military when he fought the persians and Obvious decision? He didn't have anyone on earth that he could go to. Pretty much all of earth hated or feared him. Why would he choose to forever abandon the one person he cared for in all of existance to save a world he didn't care for? Apart from selflessness? Killing innocents? That's just a side effect of all wars. Are modern military soldiers who have killed innocent civilians evil too? He never waged pointless wars, he just heavily favored sparta plus it's kinda his job description you know? Not his fault he was given the title of war god, he even says it himself that he didn't want to be the new god of war. He's only excessivley brutal against monsters.

Those videos didn't prove anything. It just kinda blows both Link and Midna back. Doesn't burn, or freeze or electricute him or anything. What can it do? Why is Ganondorf able to lock swords with Link if you keep on saying it is impossible for evil to touch it?

Twilight will do nothing to him, it will just turn him into fear Kratos if anything. Intangibility may be a problem, but if Link overcame it so will Kratos.

"Kratos cannot beat Ganondorf, or even harm him."

This is BS Kratos is easily strong enough to damage Ganondorf with his hands and even without the Master sword he still get's plenty of weapons that can damage him aswell as Zelda who can kill him with light arrows.

Kratos just tears out and drags the cement block around the Mastersword. As proven by Ganondorf being able to lock swords with the Mastersword, "evil" (which Kratos is not) characters can still interact and move the sword around without directly touching it and suffer no ill effects. He doesn't need to overpower anything because he won't be directly touching it. Brings it to Zelda and lets her stab him.

Doubt it. Both of 'em probably fail. Kratos can't use the Master Sword and Link would be like "**** you Ares, I ain't killin' nobody for your stupid ass."

Except it'd sound more like "SKRAAAAAAAAAH!"

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Or perhaps it is because they feel bad about being drug addicts. Misery loves company.

Originally posted by TheGoldenSpy
Why is Ganondorf able to lock swords with Link if you keep on saying it is impossible for evil to touch it?

This is BS Kratos is easily strong enough to damage Ganondorf with his hands and even without the Master sword he still get's plenty of weapons that can damage him aswell as Zelda who can kill him with light arrows.

Kratos just tears out and drags the cement block around the Mastersword. As proven by Ganondorf being able to lock swords with the Mastersword, "evil" (which Kratos is not) characters can still interact and move the sword around without directly touching it and suffer no ill effects. He doesn't need to overpower anything because he won't be directly touching it. Brings it to Zelda and lets her stab him.

Means that a person who is defined as 'evil' by the sword, cannot wield it. Ganon locking swords with the MS doesn't involve him touching it directly. It's his sword that is contacting the MS. Plus Ganon probably doesn't want to actually use the Sword.

They do have a point. If someone like Midna cannot wield the MS, Kratos won't be able to.

That said, Kratos would be recognized as a more worthy possessor of the ToP; thus Kratos would become the new wielder of the ToP, and would pwn Ganon. awesome

As to Link, you have a point. Link might not get out of Hades, and he wouldn't harm the people that Kratos killed to progress.