Simon Phoenix vs Bourne

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Simon Phoenix vs Bourne

Jason has a boggle with Simon.

Fight in Taco Bell.

No weapons.

Who wins?

Simon.

what all did simon do?

http://www.movievillains.com/archives/2003/02/simon_phoenix.html

On screen fighting, he beat the crap out of a bunch of pacifist cops.

Originally posted by Robtard
that shitty film.

What is your boggle?

Originally posted by The Nuul
What is your boggle?

With some very few exceptions, this guy can't act his way out of a paper-bag.

Bullock looked doable though.

Wait..... a pure action movie is supposed to have acting? Stallone is supposed to be some good actor? People watch him because of hes an action star and not some great actor.

Originally posted by The Nuul
Wait..... a pure action movie is supposed to have acting?

Hopefully a little. Can't fill every minute of the film with an explosion or round-house.

I'm just biased, Stallone irks me.

Originally posted by Robtard
On screen fighting, he beat the crap out of a bunch of pacifist cops.

thats all?

Bourne kill him just like he does everyone else.

I don't really remember Simon doing anything on the level of Bourne, so Bourne takes it

Originally posted by Robtard
Hopefully a little. Can't fill every minute of the film with an explosion or round-house.

I'm just biased, Stallone irks me.

Frankly, that's against the law. Don't betray the law.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Frankly, that's against the law. Don't betray the law.

I like to pretend to be a rebel, cos it's edgy.

Simon stands no chance lol. No idea why you would even suggest otherwise. Bourne would destroy him.

Cuz he's....faster, and stronger?

In no way is he faster or stronger than Bourne.

He might be stronger, I think there's a scene where Snipe tosses Stallone, all 5'6" of him.

That's not saving him her though.

Saving him her wuuut?