Hot British chick I've just met.

No FB yet, so no pics.

Originally posted by The Nuul
No FB yet, so no pics.

Alright, bastard.

BTW, do ask her out. If it turns out you two have nothing in common because of the age gap, oh well. Might be nothing, might be some girl you've slept with a few times, might be the future mother of your kids.

Edit: Might also be the woman who drugs you, cuts off your penis and sticks it in your mouth.

Just wanted to make sure you're going in prepared.

Originally posted by Robtard
Edit: Might also be the woman who drugs you, cuts off your penis and sticks it in your mouth.

Just wanted to make sure you're going in prepared.

He's covered that already: he has it in his mouth, right now, just to spite potential choppers.

She's from Newcastle which means she takes it viciously up the arse.

Get in there.

*makes note to visit Newcastle someday*

You should...It is brutal beyond belief. It's the only place I've ever visited where the hotel I stayed in had bouncers.

Originally posted by jaden101
You should...It is brutal beyond belief. It's the only place I've ever visited where the hotel I stayed in had bouncers.

So England isn't the happy carefree place Dick Van Dyke and Hugh Grant make it out to be? The hell.

Well...The north isn't.

Ewwww anal.
That's pewpy.

Originally posted by mikeydude
Ewwww anal.
That's pewpy.

Next time take a shit before you spread cheek and take it. Duh.

THIS GUY. WE WENT TO OLIVE GARDEN, THEN WE WENT TO HIS PLACE. I WAS GIVING IT TO HIM IN THE ANAL, HE TURNED AROUND AND TRIED TO KISS ME. I WAS LIKE WTF? YOU GAY? EWW.

Y'all know that was a joke right?

Its not, there are pictures leaked on the net.

Originally posted by mikeydude
Ewwww anal.
That's pewpy.

Originally posted by mikeydude
Ewwww anal.
That's pewpy.

That's why I passed on it.

Originally posted by mikeydude
Ewwww anal.
That's pewpy.

Ahahahaha Rob likes pewp on his cock.

Originally posted by mikeydude
D00d brits=great in teh sack. Plus their voice, oh so sexy.

I have to agree, we are pretty gifted in the bedroom...or anywhere else 😄

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I had the chance to do that a few days ago. Passed on it.

Was he upset?