Chuck Norris vs Potter

Started by Pwned1 pages

Chuck Norris vs Potter

This is a combined Norris from every movie hes been in. All his feats apply here (im pretty sure he used that name in a movie or two, if he didnt, then crap x.x)
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vs

Potter
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The picture says it all................

Fight is in the middle of London, only its desterted. Potter can use anything other than Felix Felicis. Norris, well, do I REALLY need to say anything?

Poor, poor, poor poor poor Harry.

I'd be worried what Chuck's BEARD would do to him....let alone what Chuck himself would do...

His beard alone would end Harry 'Hancock style':

I've always loved that image! 😂

XDXDXD

Oh thats great.......

the power of Chuck Norris wtfpwns all

Potter is made into mince meat

Crap im waiting for RJ to jump in and say "NU UH!"

What the hell, Potter gets Felix Felicis. I just remembered Chuck cant be killed........

Chuck needs only laugh at Harry's attempts and Potter, along with everyone in a hundred mile radius, will be instantly deafened.

"The Chuck Norris Stare" alone would end this.

Potter wins. Unfortunately.

There is no data supporting the theory that Potter could withstand an assault from Norris and remain composed, or even indeed conscious/alive enough, to cast spells.

The fight takes place in a deserted London. If Harry stays in the middle of an open street he can simply freeze Norris.

Originally posted by the ninjak
The fight takes place in a deserted London. If Harry stays in the middle of an open street he can simply freeze Norris.

all spells and incantations will simply bounce off of Norris

No possible way Potter can win. Your either an RJ sock, an RJ follower, or you are retarded to deny the Norrisness.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
all spells and incantations will simply bounce off of Norris

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
all spells and incantations will simply bounce off of Norris

In that case Norris 10/10 👆

Wasn't their a movie where Chuck fought Satan or some demon?

Norris>Satan>Harry.

Originally posted by the ninjak
Wasn't their a movie where Chuck fought Satan or some demon?

Norris>Satan>Harry.

yeah that was called Hellbound

Norris is unkillable. We all know that. Him and Indiana Jones.