Batman vs Nuke

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JakeTheBank Return of the King

Originally posted by Prep-Man
Did anyone read the latest Batman Confidential? Supposedly Batman or BatGOD took down Wonder Woman.

http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=356510

Massive PIS at its finest.

Lord_Talron The Lion's Roar

Originally posted by King Castle
in a story batman would have deduced that Nuke is cybernetic possibly a robot possibly by looking at his eyes realizing it doesnt blink as often as he should if he were human unless of course he was batman.

he would notice that his weight on the pavement presses into the pavement by a millimeter unnoticed by everyone else other then batman.

He would see the muscle doesnt flex under the skin and see it as artificial in nature beneath the skin.

all this would be enough for Batman to go straight for the amazo batarang and never having engaged it in h2h as soon as the bell rings

nukes fully human, at least as far as THATS concerned

srankmissingnin VP of Comic Knowledge

Is Batman Confidential even canon?

Prep-Man Senior Member

I believe so. It's his early adventures.

Lord_Talron The Lion's Roar

oh dear god. time for another crisis

srankmissingnin VP of Comic Knowledge

The Joker stories in Confidential contradict The Killing Joke and other Joker canon.

King Castle Restricted

Originally posted by Lord_Talron
nukes fully human, at least as far as THATS concerned
sure he is.

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/3616/captang6zk5.jpg

Lord_Talron The Lion's Roar

Originally posted by King Castle
sure he is.

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/3616/captang6zk5.jpg

touche, i was remembering my info wrong. thanks for catching that

Omega Vision Face Flowed Into Her Eyes

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
The Joker stories in Confidential contradict The Killing Joke and other Joker canon.

Do they? Pretty sure Joker has flat out admitted that his origin story changes all the time, he has a "multiple choice past"

Lord_Talron The Lion's Roar

the killing joke wasnt his origin story. it had it in there, but that wasnt the story

Omega Vision Face Flowed Into Her Eyes

Point being its difficult to contradict Joker's 'origins'. 😛

Starscream M Senior Member

Originally posted by Omega Vision
Do they? Pretty sure Joker has flat out admitted that his origin story changes all the time, he has a "multiple choice past"
joker is a well known liar though

Lord_Talron The Lion's Roar

Originally posted by Omega Vision
Point being its difficult to contradict Joker's 'origins'. 😛
yes but, if a story contradicts the killing joke, thats something that DID happen that shouldnt be contradicted without a good explanation

Omega Vision Face Flowed Into Her Eyes

^ Well like it or not, there are such things as retcons in comics. Discrepancies between Killing Joke and newer stories could (not that I'm saying I like this, just that I acknowledge writers can use this) be explained by the effects of Infinite Crisis.

Sr J-Bieb Dead

Batman hits him with gas and ties him up.

jinzin Senior Member

gas works on cyborgs?

srankmissingnin VP of Comic Knowledge
Originally posted by Sr J-Bieb
Batman hits him with gas and ties him up.

Batman: You might be a robot, but you still need to breath!!!

Nuke: Noooooooo! The one weakness of robots everywhere! How did you know? *dies*

Sr J-Bieb Dead

Originally posted by jinzin
gas works on cyborgs?
Batgas does.

Lord_Talron The Lion's Roar

i just got a (horrible?) image of batman taking off his bat-pants and sitting on nukes face and then farting

Lord_Talron The Lion's Roar

in all seriousness, someone who can be completely immolated without breathing problems shouldnt be stopped with knockout gas.