The Joker vs The Federation

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The Joker vs The Federation

The Joker decides to "introduce a little anarchy" in the Federation. It is the 24th Century and it is during Picard's era. Who wins?

Picard in a massive, hideous, completely unprecedented and "Oh the humanity!" inspiring combined raping and Kerbstomp of such fury, that it will be the stuff of legend way into the 29th century in all quadrants of the galaxy.

"Do you know how I got m--" *Quantum torpedos*

*Cue Jerry Goldsmith theme*

Holodeck Moriarty alone would pwn him.

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'nuff said

Picard without a doubt would pwn, I love the joker but picard...he's too epic

His bald head will make you sweat, he's French motherf*cka with a tasty baguette. And when he's not sipping tea in a Parisian cafe, he's busy banging booty every night and day.

😛

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
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'nuff said

Joker wouldn't comprehend the futures lack of money anyways.
Who can he bribe?
Who can he threaten?
Where can he hide?

Joker aint no Borg. And gets destroyed in this foreign Utopian environment.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
"Do you know how I got m--" *Quantum torpedos*

*Cue Jerry Goldsmith theme*

Holodeck Moriarty alone would pwn him.

😆 😆 😆

It's both a glorious and sad that I played out that entire scene and music in my head. 😆

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
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'nuff said

Man, Stewart is a really good actor. I forgot how good that scene was. Partial credit HAS to be given to the director, though.

An awesome scene. I was stoked when I found out he was going to play Xavier.

Data would be the end of Joker......