✅ Thats the Mcclane factor right there.
Now one might judge it a win for the bully, as he struck first, made contact 5 times, and out flashed the guy with footwork too, plays to a crowd etc (he only lacked a mullet).....
But logic and reason would have the guy who was able to walk away as opposed to the guy who's legs're now where his ass used to be. "McWin" we must say. 😛
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Its just lucky for that bullykid that that that big kid didn't have an SUV.
Indeed, kid was lucky.
I'd imagine it's going to be difficult explaining to his mum why there's a grapefruit-sided bruise on his ass/thigh, let alone trying to explain why there's a Ford Explorer's front bumper lodged firmly up his ass.
"Mom, I swear, I wasn't picking on the fat kid again, it happened in gym class, I slipped and a bumper just flew into my ass."