Theoretical feats contest II

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
personal.

Originally posted by Philosophía
What feats would a character have to do, at bare minimum, baring direct comparisons (and also, assume they're from different companies, so ABC comparisons don't exist either), in order to think him as:

a). Being stronger than Thor.
b). Being stronger than Thanos.
c). Being fast enough to speedblitz Silver Surfer to a knockout, before Silver Surfer'd be able to mount any kind of counter-attack/defense.
d). Being fast enough to speedblitz Thor to a knockout, before Thor'd be able to mount any kind of counter-attack/defense.
e). Being fast enough to speedblitz Thanos to a knockout, before Thanos'd be able to mount any kind of counter-attack/defense.

Yeah, I know, right? You made a thread to ridicule mine.

That is so FUNNY!

Especially now, that you're explaining it!

^ I had to explain it? kinda

Apprently, yes.

Or was that just you, laughing privately at your own joke?

Get a room you two. Jeez.

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
Until the ironic humor wears out. excellent

Originally posted by -Pr-
Get a room you two. Jeez.

👆

Originally posted by -Pr-
Get a room you two. Jeez.

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Originally posted by Philosophía
You know there's only one room .. in my heart..and it belongs to you. 🙁

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What. The. F*ck.

Originally posted by -Pr-
What. The. F*ck.

😂

Originally posted by Omega Vision
I like this one better: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_rE0RzrFY8

^😂

lol