A bucket list for a dog

My friends dog is getting put down on thursday and I thought we'd take him out and do everything a dog should get to do before it dies. Any suggestions?

hump a leg.
pee on a car.
case a truck.
eat a steak.
bark at the moon.
get its belly rubbed.
have sex at the park (with another dog)
sniff some butts.
bite a small child.
get put down.

Originally posted by Dave_97
hump a leg.
pee on a car.
case a truck.
eat a steak.
bark at the moon.
get its belly rubbed.
have sex at the park (with another dog)
sniff some butts.
bite a small child.
get put down.

Sounds like my typical Saturday night.

there should've been an H in there.

**** it.

Eat
Hunch
Sleep
shit

thats on every dogs bucket list

Dogs just love to get muddy and ran around.I would do that for him and I am sorry about your dog.

What's he getting put down for?

i would take him to the nearest best dog park you can find

Take him for a really long ride in the car, and roll the windows down. Dogs are euphoric after that.

This ^

Also, lay next to jack shepard as he

Spoiler:
dies