Maxima takes on Marvel Earth men

Started by Zack Fair2 pages

Maxima takes on Marvel Earth men

The Almerac queen has set her sights on Marvel Earth, sick of rejection by the man of steel. She plans to fight the very best the earth has to offer. Her logic is that if a man/god/mutant/eternal/etc is strong enough to beat her in combat he is a candidate for marriage. However it will take more then that to become her warlord.

Who gets to charm Maxima and marry her not against his will....hopefully.

Hercules.

Thor
Hercules
Apocalypse
Red Hulk/hulk/abom???
Thing could charm her to death
Doom
Juggernaut
Blue marvel
Sentry

Charm her?

Starfox ftw!

most of the male characters who can take her down wouldn't care for marrying her at all, unless the marriage becomess a strategical asset in forwarding their own goals. exodus and magneto come to mind

Which means she will probably become their psycho stalker ala Superman? I wonder what she might think of Magneto and Exodus. I'm more curious about how she might react to Hercules and Thor.

they have to beat her in h2h only, no other powers?

Originally posted by Zack Fair
Which means she will probably become their psycho stalker ala Superman? I wonder what she might think of Magneto and Exodus. I'm more curious about how she might react to Hercules and Thor.
she might. they'd all be considered sperm donnor material, if that's what you're wondering

They can use any means they have available to them, but she will be taking them by surprise so they won't be preparing for her.

Something else to consider is that Maxima strives to find a suitable 'mate' who is also a genetic match for Almeracians. That said, while she might be impressed by Hulk's strength, she would want absolutely nothing to do with the monster beyond that -- he'd be brushed to the side.

And since Herc is a homo, I guess Thor would be the most suitable choice for her.

Originally posted by Galan007
Something else to consider is that Maxima strives to find a suitable 'mate' who is also a genetic match for Almeracians. That said, while she might be impressed by Hulk's strength, she would want absolutely nothing to do with the monster beyond that -- he'd be brushed to the side.

And since Herc is a homo, I guess Thor would be the most suitable choice for her.

why do you say she would reject hulk on genetic basis exactly?

Well, I very much doubt that Hulk's genetic makeup is similar to an Almeracian for obvious reasons.

Aside from that, he's an ugly monster. She would completely shun him if he made a move.

she'd be too busy picking up her teeth and makin' Hulk a sammich to reject him.

Maxima is essentially Superman with massive TP/TK. If you want to believe Hulk can beat that, then go right ahead.

Originally posted by Galan007
Well, I very much doubt that Hulk's genetic makeup is similar to an Almeracian for obvious reasons.

Aside from that, he's an ugly monster. She would completely shun him if he made a move.

I agree.

Although perhaps Banner could use his brains to...ah who am I kidding he is a nerd...so...yeah moving on to Thor.

Originally posted by Galan007
Well, I very much doubt that Hulk's genetic makeup is similar to an Almeracian for obvious reasons.

Aside from that, he's an ugly monster. She would completely shun him if he made a move.

he may be a mutated freak, but he had children with caiera oldstrong, who was also a superpowered alien, just fine. the brats are powerfull too, having inherited superhuman powers from both their parents. I dont think he is less likely to be compatible with her than other nom-almeracian aliens like SM or Thor.

As for his looks, that's pretty subjective and hasnt she displayed attraction for inhuman looking types too? I also believe her objective interests in producing powerfull offspring > aesthetic considerations

besides, from the eugenics point of view, hulk has more to offer than his powers as banner has supergenius intellect. and looks at his kids, they're what, 4 years old? and are already independent, smart and powerfull enough to take over planets, as they mature, they are likely to become even more powerfull. a lineage of hulks with psionic powers would be quite formidable as an aristocratic caste of space rulers.

Originally posted by 753
he may be a mutated freak, but he had children with caiera oldstrong, who was also a superpowered non-human, just fine and they're powerfull too, having inherited superhuman powers from both their parents. I dont think he is less likely to be compatible with her than other nom-almeracian aliens like SM or Thor.
By "compatible" I don't just mean the ability to have children. She also wants said children to look "perfect" by Almeracian standards -- and their standards don't entail green bulking freaks. She went after Superman for a reason -- he was her definition of "the perfect mate."

God I sound ghey.

Originally posted by Galan007
Maxima is essentially Superman with massive TP/TK. If you want to believe Hulk can beat that, then go right ahead.
relax, bro. twas a joke.

Originally posted by marwash22
relax, bro. twas a joke.
Your humor is useless against me. uhuh

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Originally posted by Galan007
Maxima is essentially Superman's b[b]itch stalker with massive TP/TK. If you want to believe Hulk can beat that, then go right ahead. [/B]
Fixed for accuracy.