Tallahassee(Zombieland) vs Alpha Male(I am Legand)

Tallahassee is looking for a twinky in New York he is armed with standard weapons he runs into Alpha Male who wins?

Define his standard weapons.

Two hand guns and a shot gun.

Tallahassee rapes.

Depends on the environment and how they meet, the mutants are incredibly fast and agile, could evade the bullets and tear Tallahassee a new @sshole.

Unless he rounds a corner and is smack bam in the darkseekers face, he'll be fine.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Unless he rounds a corner and is smack bam in the darkseekers face, he'll be fine.

Neville unloaded into one with an assault-rifle at close range and that bastard easily hoped, skipped and jump out of the way.

Really depends on the exacts of how they meet. Distance and open spaces would probably help Tallahasse.

Originally posted by Robtard
Neville unloaded into one with an assault-rifle and that bastard easily hoped, skipped and jump out of the way.

Don't remember when Neville unloaded on one, you mean at the end?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi

Don't remember when Neville unloaded on one, you mean at the end?

In the house, close to the stairs. Those bastards are agile and fast as shit, guns are not a sure victory against them. Neville was shitting himself despite being well armed.

No, he shot at it, never hit it. I remember having this conversation with someone (I think DDM?) about their damage soak, and it was pointed out to me that as Neville shoots, you can see the bullets hitting behind the darkseeker as it ran. It was too fast.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No, he shot at it, never hit it. I remember having this conversation with someone (I think DDM?) about their damage soak, and it was pointed out to me that as Neville shoots, you can see the bullets hitting behind the darkseeker as it ran. It was too fast.

Which is my point of "incredibly fast and agile, could evade the bullets..."

I thought you were talking about damage soak.

Shotgun makes them easier to hit.

We are not talking about just a normal Darkseeker this is the leader he is smart.

So he'll be the smartest darkseeker on the pyre.

1. are guns already drawn?
2. how far away is the Alpha when they see each other?
3. what exactly is the location?

Tallahassee wins

Originally posted by marwash22
1. are guns already drawn?
2. how far away is the Alpha when they see each other?
3. what exactly is the location?

1.No
2.50 feet
3.Inside the Garden

I'd have to watch Zombieland again to see how good a shot Tallahassee is. Once the Alpha starts jumping round, he will be a difficult target to hit.

Tallahassee had great aim, I don't recall him actually missing, he was able to shoot zombies whilst on a rollercoaster and he took out every zombie that came after him when he was in that little shed near the end, all he had was hand guns.

Shooting something that's both mindless and comes straight at you is different than something that has intelligence and is both extremely fast and agile.

At 50-feet with guns not drawn, it could go either way. Seeker could cover that distance in a couple seconds.