Star Wars Deceived Reviews

Started by truejedi3 pages
Originally posted by Dr McBeefington
According to the comics, she is the descendant of Revan and Bastilla.

Seriously? That person exists? is she their CHILD?(not sure when the book is set) Or just a descendant? and if she is a descendant, how can she be the descendant of BOTH without lots of incest?

And seriously? That person exists?

F*** you star wars. F*** you.

Yea.. It's one giant facepalm after another.

Originally posted by truejedi
Seriously? That person exists? is she their CHILD?(not sure when the book is set) Or just a descendant? and if she is a descendant, how can she be the descendant of BOTH without lots of incest?

And seriously? That person exists?

F*** you star wars. F*** you.

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TOR is set 300 years after KOTOR, so no, I highly doubt that its their actual child. She can be a descedent of BOTH because obviously they had a child and then that child had a child etc until we get to Satale. No Incest involved.

Christ, when did you even write this? 6 AM? I havn't seen this much concentrated stupid here in a long while.

'Waaaaaat? Shes descended from 2 PEOPLE!? HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE!!??

@Neph:
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Edit: for him it would have been around midnight or one in the morning; gotta cut him a little slack

NO MERCY!!!!!!

Originally posted by truejedi
Seriously? That person exists? is she their CHILD?(not sure when the book is set) Or just a descendant? and if she is a descendant, how can she be the descendant of BOTH without lots of incest?

And seriously? That person exists?

F*** you star wars. F*** you.

BITCHES AND WHORES!

Originally posted by Nephthys
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TOR is set 300 years after KOTOR, so no, I highly doubt that its their actual child. She can be a descedent of BOTH because obviously they had a child and then that child had a child etc until we get to Satale. No Incest involved.

Christ, when did you even write this? 6 AM? I havn't seen this much concentrated stupid here in a long while.

'Waaaaaat? Shes descended from [b]2 PEOPLE!? HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE!!?? [/B]

But they didn't have a child.... at the end of KOTOR, Revan leaves for the unknown regions, and Bastilla dies alone in KOTOR II still waiting for him to return. And who pissed in your cheerios? be nice.

They could easily have had a child between Kotor 1 and 2 as Revan left several years after Kotor and we don't know that Bastila died alone waiting for him. She was still alive at the end of the game and could have followed him with the Exile after Kotor 2. Hell, DS Bastila already followed him.

I'm pissed cause this is clearly serious bussiness.

Originally posted by Nephthys
They could easily have had a child between Kotor 1 and 2 as Revan left several years after Kotor and we don't know that Bastila died alone waiting for him. She was still alive at the end of the game and could have followed him with the Exile after Kotor 2. Hell, DS Bastila already followed him.

I'm pissed cause this is clearly serious bussiness.

i thought we found her bones?

Where? I'm pretty sure we don't.

You can actually 'meet' her on Carths ship after you beat Nihilus. She isn't dead.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Where? I'm pretty sure we don't.

You can actually 'meet' her on Carths ship after you beat Nihilus. She isn't dead.

you do? its been like 5 or 6 years since i've played that game. mebbe more. I concede all points from having no idea.

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wait, she was on the freaking ship with Carth? I had no idea. Mindblown.

You probably didn't set Revan as a LS in KOTOR 2.

no, he was a darksider, wasn't he? I thought that was the canon view.

DE, did you just show me a noncanon clip?

and yeah, i was wondering why they kept calling Revan a Jedi in that clip...

Revan's canonally LS, male and apparantly he knocked Bastila up, so at the very least he has a working penis.

hmmm, i may have been mixed up on that for quite some time.

If he is lightside, why do we call him Darth Revan? Wouldn't just plain revan do?

hmmm, i may have been mixed up on that for quite some time.

If he is lightside, why do we call him Darth Revan? Wouldn't just plain revan do?

Darth Revan referes to him before the events of kotor when he was the Dark Lord of the Sith.

And even DS, Bastila still survived:

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It kind of sucks that the light side ending is ALWAYS canon. Kind of makes me want to not even bother LS side sometimes.

ikr? I go dark side first thing in any game with that choice, simply because I know its
A)Cooler
B)Not cannon
C)Has cooler powers
D)Has the cookies
E)Has the capes
F)Can give me POWAH, UNLIMITED POWAHHHHHH!