Jason Todd vs. Martian Manhunter

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Jason Todd vs. Martian Manhunter

Lets see how Jason Todd does against a brick.

Jason has 6 months prep time with full knowledge of J'onn and gets full access to all of Bruce Wayne's toys.

Who wins and why?

**** you.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
**** you.

What? 🙁

Oh, and I forgot to mention that Jason Todd can't just use fire.

You do know every time Bruce wins against someone on Superman's level has to do, not how much good his prep is, but because the author dick ride him.

Any way, take out CIS, PIS, and MM rapes with the utmost ease.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
**** you.

Whoa... peeps be pissed 👀

Originally posted by Martian_mind
**** you.
😂

I say they both lose, they're pretty lame.

I think Bodie Broadus loses 😛

J'onn assrapes him!

Seriously the guy has nearly every damn power there is and should damn nearly never lose PERIOD!

Hell the ONLY reason he ever loses to Supes, DC's self proclaimed Jesus of superheros, really is because the supeaholic logicless fans and DC will never stop riding his johnson!

hell with 6 months prep time and full knowlege of J'onn I could damn near take him down, He dies.

Originally posted by complexbrother
hell with 6 months prep time and full knowlege of J'onn I could damn near take him down, He dies.
How? What in all of reality are you actually going to be able to do to him?

The only thing there is to hurt him is fire and who knows how much it can really hurt him. Even if its the best case scenario then how can you plan to get close enough to him to do anything with it? Between telepathy, flight, speed, intangibility, invisibility, n martian vision how can you use any kind of fire to attack him?

Then even if you could manage a feat like that, with all his powers how could you plan on implementing it before he's speedblitzed, psychically lobotomised, martian visioned you into a splatter stain, or just freezes you and thrown you into the sun?

During those 6 months of prep...I'd bang M'egan unmercifully...Martain poon is the sweetest.

Originally posted by KingD19
During those 6 months of prep...I'd bang M'egan unmercifully...Martain poon is the sweetest.
Hello, Megan!

Originally posted by marwash22
Hello, Megan!

o/

Jason lights his knife on fire and skins J'onn alive.

With six months prep and all of Batman's resources pretty sure a normal person could have a decent shot of taking J'onn down.

Originally posted by Blight
I think Bodie Broadus loses 😛

Originally posted by Martian_mind
**** you.

Originally posted by Entity
J'onn assrapes him!

Seriously the guy has nearly every damn power there is and should damn nearly never lose PERIOD!

Hell the ONLY reason he ever loses to Supes, DC's self proclaimed Jesus of superheros, really is because the supeaholic logicless fans and DC will never stop riding his johnson!

That's actually not true.

You're just bitter. 😛

jason's middle name is peter. god i love the bat-family