Why is it legal to eat a cow, but illegal F**k it?

Started by truejedi3 pages

Does that not count as rape? Jacking off the horse? I think it is considered wrong if a priest does it to a little boy. Can the horse give his permission anymore than the little boy?

That's a male horse. Totally different. Plus if you're doing it in order to reproduce the horse, then that's also fine.

Also, horses are considered tools, like a car. You can f*ck your car. But cows are considered food, and have to maintain health regulations. You can't f*ck someone's steak.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
That's a male horse. Totally different. Plus if you're doing it in order to reproduce the horse, then that's also fine.

Also, horses are considered tools, like a car. You can f*ck your car. But cows are considered food, and have to maintain health regulations. You can't f*ck someone's steak.

Are you saying it's legal to f#ck your horse? I thought bestiality in general was illegal.

it is... women can't let MALE horses f*ck them either.

It's illegal to f*ck a female horse. Because Western society has an all-consuming fear of vaginas.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
It's illegal to f*ck a female horse. Because Western society has an all-consuming fear of vaginas.

They do keep me up at night...

Still, I find it hard to believe they would allow f*cking a male horse but not female. Especially since one of the marks against bestiality is animal abuse, which doesn't change with the animals gender.

I think it's OK to f@*k it if it's dead. You'll get in trouble for eating a live cow too. 😮‍💨

Originally posted by TacDavey
They do keep me up at night...

Still, I find it hard to believe they would allow f*cking a male horse but not female. Especially since one of the marks against bestiality is animal abuse, which doesn't change with the animals gender.

Bestiality was outlawed in Washington only a few years ago, after that sodomite died from (internal bleeding) taking a horse's cock up his ass one too many times.

bc some doctors say AIDS

Originally posted by The MISTER
I think it's OK to f@*k it if it's dead. You'll get in trouble for eating a live cow too. 😮‍💨

Bestiality AND necrophilia all rolled into one wonderfully twisted package. shock