Kratos vs Duke Nukem...with a twist

This is not a typical match per se.

This is a quest match between Duke and Kratos. The quest in question...Fallout: New Vegas' Bleed Me Dry quest.

The quest is simple: Red Lucy of The Thorn has tasked both men to acquire several eggs for The Thorn. Should they complete the quest, they not only get a powered-up weapon of their choice, but the chance to jump Red Lucy's bones.

As in the game, they have to collect:

1. 12 Giant Mantises Eggs
2. 12 Radscorpion Eggs
3. 12 Fire Gecko Eggs
4. 12 Nightstalker Eggs
5. 12 Cazador Eggs
6. 12 Deathclaw Eggs (they have to take down the Mother Deathclaw and the Legendary Deathclaw in order to get to the eggs)

Who wins this match...and Red Lucy's attentions?

Not even Kratos would be able to deal with those mother funking Cazadors.

Kratos slashes everything and Duke's head.

Then he screws his chicks with a Duke neckless keychain.

kratos
he is beast

Kratos wins the match... But Duke wins Lucy's "bones".

Duke, because he just can't lose.

Duke cause he has a Jetpack and biga$$ guns😄

And balls of steel!

Duke, because Kratos will not know what to look for. He doesn't speak english after all.

And Duke has kicked ass throughout time.

Who wins the match? Duke.

Who wins Lucy over? Both of 'em bang her at the same time excellent

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
And balls of steel!

Just like me!

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Duke, because Kratos will not know what to look for. He doesn't speak english after all.

If Kratos spoke English though, he could easily hunt and kill everything on the list in half the time Duke could. Probably.

You know it is actually hard to say. I do not really see either having trouble with this. 😐

Although **** Cazadors.

You can't cut no time in half.

Like I said, Kratos is based on murder embodied, he litterally kills to find thw awnsers and ****s any women any time he wants.

Duke for all his hardcoreness still has morals and is a hero somewhat, so Duke is the softer of the two.

Duke didn't kill himself either. He bangs and kills. They're both cool though.

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Duke, because Kratos will not know what to look for. He doesn't speak english after all.

Problem's been rectified. Kratos can now understand English.