Cobretti versus McClane

What is this thread? I don't even.

Cobra utterly rapes the shit out of McClane. Better damage soak...faster...smarter...more resourceful...better shot...better h2h...hotter bitches....n'stuff.

Originally posted by dadudemon
What is this thread? I don't even.

Cobra utterly rapes the shit out of McClane. Better damage soak...faster...smarter...more resourceful...better shot...better h2h...hotter bitches....n'stuff.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Better hairline.

True...but I'm not gay so I didn't notice until you pointed it out.

I left one out: in better shape, is stronger, and faster.

Man, Cobra baaaaaaaapes.

Originally posted by dadudemon
True...but I'm not gay so I didn't notice until you pointed it out.

I left one out: in better shape, is stronger, and faster.

Man, Cobra baaaaaaaapes.

Originally posted by dadudemon
What is this thread? I don't even.

Cobra utterly rapes the shit out of McClane. Better damage soak...faster...smarter...more resourceful...better shot...better h2h...hotter bitches....n'stuff.

Nahhhhh... 🙂

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Yes, McClane even pwns Cobra at speaking.

No he F'n does not! Call the F'n Cobra!

YouTube video

YES! This is where the law stops. And I start. Then he beats the shit outa the freak and rips his spine into a hook and sends him into the fires of Hades.

All i heard was:
5) Goooahheeheeheeeeerrd ahhhfdskfkfbopsshere...

4) I cannntntdo thahahahahahhhhrrhrrt, I bdsdfayfydftysdcf pshsahoos I piououtmmmmewaay

3) youurrrrrrehhhhddziiiiiishzhszhszhszs aummmmmmmmmmmm dechhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrr

2) The only person less able to speak than Stallone.

1) tHississisisweeeeL-Looohohhhhhhhh stops and I sssydyuf yufyufefklfjkf

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
All i heard was:
5) Goooahheeheeheeeeerrd ahhhfdskfkfbopsshere...

4) I cannntntdo thahahahahahhhhrrhrrt, I bdsdfayfydftysdcf pshsahoos I piououtmmmmewaay

3) youurrrrrrehhhhddziiiiiishzhszhszhszs aummmmmmmmmmmm dechhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrr

2) The only person less able to speak than Stallone.

1) tHississisisweeeeL-Looohohhhhhhhh stops and I sssydyuf yufyufefklfjkf

That's right feel the fire!

😛

Originally posted by dadudemon
What is this thread? I don't even.

Cobra utterly rapes the shit out of McClane. Better damage soak...faster...smarter...more resourceful...better shot...better h2h...hotter bitches....n'stuff.

Hotter bitches: True

The rest is either outright false ieamage soak more resourceful, or highly debatable, ie better h2h, better shot.

Originally posted by the ninjak
No he F'n does not! Call the F'n Cobra!

YouTube video

YES! This is where the law stops. And I start. Then he beats the shit outa the freak and rips his spine into a hook and sends him into the fires of Hades.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nahhhhh... 🙂

Best rebuttal I've ever seen on the whole internet.

I am swayed by your perfect logic: McClane wins.

😆 😆 😆 😆

Good. 🙂

😠 Better Soundtrack. All a hero needs is a good montage. McClane didn't have shit. McClane had some crap rap version of jingle bell rock.
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LOL LOL LOL

Riggs had Jinglebell rock....
And some lacklustre Claptonage.

McClane had:

Run DMC (Christmans in hollis)
Creedance Clearwater Revival's "Fortunate son" (Winnage all by itself)
The loving spoonful ("Hot towwwn summer in the city.."😉
Vaughn Monroe
The ants go marching
And Beethoven..

There is some commonality though... both had scores by Michael Kamen.

Doh! Creedance owns.

Well played my friend.

Whythankyouthankyou, my good man. 😛

CCR for life! 😄

Cobretti Riggs?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Cobretti Riggs?

lulz.

I was thinking that same thing. I think it was a freudian slip.

Nah, it's something else.