Greatest Douche Ever!!

I was going to say Darkseid, and he's definitely up there. But I thought: "Wait. He's the god of tyranny. Of course he's going to be a douche, it's his job description and indeed his very being." So, I'm gonna single out someone else.

I'm going to call out Professor Charles Xavier. His contingency kill plans for all the X-men, his using his powers on his brother, his failure to deal with his own psyche which resulted in Onslaught, the whole vulcan situation, his actions as a member of the illuminati, his HUGE need to keep everything secret and practically sabotaging his own team.....

yeah, he's a douche. 👇 He didn't use to be, but over time, he's turned into a magnificent douchebag, instead of this great humanitarian, the mutant mandela (as I'm reasonably sure he was perceived at one time.) He's not the man we thought he was, and whether it's poor writing or not, he's a douche.

I quite liked Parker Robbins in his first appearance. And I liked the idea of some small time crook gaining demonic powers and gathering all the C-list villains under him.
But since he got involved in the Cabal, Dark Reign, Avengers Iniative and all that he's kinda sucked.

Cyclops is a douche nowadays, and I've never liked Damian Wayne. Acted like a douche from the moment he appeared.

Originally posted by Badabing
You've just made a fatal mistake! You blasphemous wretch...sneer

😂

Wolverine.

Originally posted by SquallX
Too me most Super hero that has no powers what so ever, yet they still talk trash to the heroes, because they know the heroes won't snap there necks. Cause there heroes.

In my case Batman. God i want Superman to snap his neck just once, even if its was a dream, or illusion.

Not really Greatest Ever, but one of the most facepalm ones during Civil War- "Captain America, your side of 'protecting people's rights' is wrong because you don't get myspace!"

Originally posted by SquallX
Bishop was actually a pretty good character until recently.

Originally posted by Sin I AM
Ok,

Parker Robbins. I hate Parker Robbins,WHY because he's a total douchebag. Not not just a regular douch, i mean the kind i discard after my monthly cycle.....i mean come on, a petty criminal who stumbled upon some really bad a$$ powers for a total of what 3 times. You do look cool. That little red riding hood of yours really isn’t that bad at all. You’d be someone I wouldn’t want to run into in a dark alley if you were wearing that hood. But why the hell would you continue to carry guns around when you can melt people’s faces off with your super dope magic? Even when you were given stones that enhanced your already high-level powers, you used those stones to give your guns magic bullets. I bet Loki really regretted that decision. He probably saw you shoot your magic bullets and just buried his head in his hands thinking “Did thou really just do what I saw him do? Did the mortal just make ‘magic bullets’? What an A hole!”

Really what irritates the hell out of me about the Hood is that he’s such a fanboys wet dream. Why was the Punisher or Cable so popular? They brought the guns and were general badasses. I understand their popularity and both have had decent stories from time to time. In the Hood’s case, it just wasn’t enough that he could be a cool design, but his popularity was sealed when he double fists those twin handguns. He holds them out like a character in a John Woo movie. He holds them sideways like a real badass from “da hood”. now you get it THE HOOD!! But because he’s constantly shoving those guns in people’s faces and threatens them with “none of you know who I am or what I can do” bull$hit. He’s just a whiney jerk who wants to think of himself as a big man because he brings guns to a super-power fight. For that, he just turns out to be cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup and my NUMBER ONE GREATEST DOUCHE!!

I mean how does a powerless human get access to infinity gems, and where the eff is Doom!

It is your job to find a characer thats arguably less deserving and more of a douchebag than this guy..........

When you put it like that you make a good case.

Originally posted by -Pr-
Lex Luthor is up there for me. I remember a scene from a while back where he pulls the whole "Indecent Proposal" thing on some poor woman, and almost cackles when he leaves her in the lurch.

He's not just bad, he's cruel; it's as ingrained in him as Superman's goodness is in him. And he's not one of these "I hate what I am" villains; he's perfectly happy being what he is. Most of the time anyway.

I think she mean't douche as in shit character.

Originally posted by 753
it's better than carrying a shield and hanging out with thor, if you ask me

It is?

Originally posted by Deadline

It is?

Mary Jane I'm happy Peter erased her. Best thing he ever did.

Originally posted by 753
yeah, trust me

How? I think I know what you're going to say.

Originally posted by Q99
Not really Greatest Ever, but one of the most facepalm ones during Civil War- "Captain America, your side of 'protecting people's rights' is wrong because you don't get myspace!"

And some kind soul was nice enough to photoshop in Cap giving her the response she deserves.

If only Marvel had had the same guts.......🙁

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
Oh she is definitely a douche.

And some kind soul was nice enough to photoshop in Cap giving her the response she deserves.

If only Marvel had had the same guts.......🙁

"I'm going to say my piece and let Ben translate to dumb ***** for you later" ****ing Awesome

The fact that Marvel never had anyone make a speech against the registration act, or hell, even gave Cap one chance to address the nation, is insulting and betrays their bias. I give you even money that if Cap had made a speech pointing how wrong the act was, the people in the marvel universe would have turned on Tony instantly.

Then again.........Marvel earth is populated by suicidal lemmings and idiots. 🙁

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
The fact that Marvel never had anyone make a speech against the registration act, or hell, even gave Cap one chance to address the nation, is insulting and betrays their bias. I give you even money that if Cap had made a speech pointing how wrong the act was, the people in the marvel universe would have turned on Tony instantly.

Then again.........Marvel earth is populated by suicidal lemmings and idiots. 🙁

One really dumb one is by a random civilian from an old Avengers.

A mindless beast, giant claws and fangs (or something like that. Might've been aliens or villains, but I think monsters. Something obviously deadly), attacks and almost kills someone. Vision saves her. She then runs to a cop or someone like that and asks to be saved from him, Vision. Because 'he's so cold,' and not human, and she needs to be saved from him.

Not 15 seconds after he clearly saved her life. While he's in earshot.

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
The fact that Marvel never had anyone make a speech against the registration act, or hell, even gave Cap one chance to address the nation, is insulting and betrays their bias. I give you even money that if Cap had made a speech pointing how wrong the act was, the people in the marvel universe would have turned on Tony instantly.

Then again.........Marvel earth is populated by suicidal lemmings and idiots. 🙁

the same way people in the real world are moved to defend freedo... oh wait...

Originally posted by Q99
One really dumb one is by a random civilian from an old Avengers.

A mindless beast, giant claws and fangs (or something like that. Might've been aliens or villains, but I think monsters. Something obviously deadly), attacks and almost kills someone. Vision saves her. She then runs to a cop or someone like that and asks to be saved from him, Vision. Because 'he's so cold,' and not human, and she needs to be saved from him.

Not 15 seconds after he clearly saved her life. While he's in earshot.

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
Marvel earth is populated by suicidal lemmings and idiots. 🙁

Originally posted by Omega Vision
"And that, little computer program, is the story of the impetus for the great Artificial Life Revolution of the Late 90s. The humans were dicks."

Marvel civilians apparently don't recognize deeds when judging someone when there's the alternative of going by appearance.

Or self-preservation.

Originally posted by the ninjak
Mary Jane I'm happy Peter erased her. Best thing he ever did.

I thought she did that, and Peter only forgot about her because that was what Mephisto wanted for mind raping the world.

Or am i wrong. 😕