What is the greatest thing to do to impress your gf?

Started by Thomas H6 pages
Thomas H Senior Member

Originally posted by BackFire349
in a way.... 馃槈
馃槀 馃槀 馃槀 馃槀

finti Senior Member

spunky kid

Thomas H Senior Member

hehe...

Member. Senior Member

refer to " book of survival-for men"

Thomas H Senior Member

ok.........

Lara Belladonna

select target.........!......aim!........and fire!

Thomas H Senior Member

and swallow!! hahaha J/K

Lara Belladonna

looks like some one has sex on the brain! 馃檮

finti Senior Member

and that is the only place he gets it too

Catch 22 Disinterested

Originally posted by Ushgarak
Actually, C22, Backfire is right; that DOES impress a very good proportion of women, though it is hardly going to make a successful relationship.
If that's the delusion that you want to live under then that's up to you.
Originally posted by BackFire349
and yes, as shallow as it sounds... having a large penis will impress a girl, but thats only in sexual terms.
Normally it turns our to be the girl that's shallow.

Thomas H Senior Member

Originally posted by finti
and that is the only place he gets it too

whatever...that joke was cool for 5 years ago...what the hell do you know about me!? 馃拑

BackFire349 Blood. It's nature's lube

i know the girl is shallow. Thats what i meant.

finti Senior Member

oh we heard the storys Thomas

Thomas H Senior Member

that means that i am now a local star!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thomas H Senior Member

i am the next rune rudberg...the difference is that i will screw 1000 good looking girls...not ugly!!

mechmoggy Northern Monkey

Yeah yeah, just get the first one out of the way before you set your hopes too high... 馃槢

Member. Senior Member

even if they're fat?

finti Senior Member

so if they are fat ,so what?

Lara Belladonna

whats the biggy about fat girls? I mean you dont see some one walking down the street saying, " hey, look at that fat assed blob! thats one bad excuse for a guy!" and then starts laughing.

mechmoggy Northern Monkey

Not to people I don't know no, but if I'm taking the piss out of a chubby friend I'll always call them "Ro-land", after the guy from Grange Hill all those years ago.

Is there anyone over 23 here who remembers Roland? If there is they'll understand why thats amusing.