thanos runs the punching gauntlet

alright in this gauntlet thanos is just standing and getting punched full force no holding back by the next list, what do you think would happen to thanos after each of the next people punch him? here we go

spider-man
luke cage
the thing
colossus
namor
hercules
thor
superman
darkseid
superboy prime
superman 1 million (kal kent)

How many punches do they get?

each of them gets 1 no holding back full power punch

Prime might get him via retcon punch, but I don't think they can KO him in one hit.

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
Prime might get him via retcon punch, but I don't think they can KO him in one hit.

what about 1 million?

Nobody KO's him.

Thor pulls out the Celestial busting attacks and makes wine out of him.

Originally posted by Philosophía
Thor pulls out the Celestial busting attacks and makes wine out of him.

In conclusion, Thor likes balls.

Well then, this looks like a job for Superman.

He punches so hard, space/time breaks around Thanos, who is transported into Sue Dibny's body, shortly before she encounters Dr Light.

Superman's breaks his wrist hitting Thanos, and then Thanos rapes Dr Light, after killing him of course.

Thanos leaves him alive, because he needs him to bend the light, in order to look like the skeleton of a little girl, before getting it on.

Because that's how he rolls.

True, he's like Quan in more ways than one.

superman/darkseid would both have a shot but prime would rock thanos's shit.

How do you rock somebody's shit?

Play rock music to someone's stool?

Spider-man - Unharmed.
Luke Cage - Unharmed.
Thing - Unharmed.
Colossus - Unharmed.
Namor - Unharmed.
Hercules - Unharmed.
Thor - Dead.
Superman - Not quite dead, cause Thor > Superman and all.
Darkseid - Darkseid knocks himself out. Somehow.
Superboy Prime - Cries some more.
Superman One Million - Kal Kent or Prime?

its kal kent

Originally posted by Sr J-Bieb
Nobody KO's him.

really? you think superboy prime cant ko him? punch that breaks reality wont ko him .... maybe

how about superman 1 million who while losing almost all his powers and almost dying punched himself 853 centeries into the future causing shockwaves thrue the entire timeline? i think at full power he actually kills thanos and the freakin planet with a punch

colossus might be able to knock him out

Originally posted by optic_blast!!!
really? you think superboy prime cant ko him? punch that breaks reality wont ko him .... maybe

how about superman 1 million who while losing almost all his powers and almost dying punched himself 853 centeries into the future causing shockwaves thrue the entire timeline? i think at full power he actually kills thanos and the freakin planet with a punch

Prime's punches don't break reality on a whim, though. There's context to him retconning stuff.