Hitman vs. Hit-girl

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Hitman vs. Hit-girl

Still pissed that Hit-girl and Kickass killed his father, Red Mist contacts Agent 47 and hires him to take out the two vigilantes. After doing his homework, Agent 47 comes to the conclusion that Hit-girl is the greatest threat so he decides to target her first.

Kickass has been keeping an eye on Red Mist and finds out that 47 will attempt to kill Mindy. After Kicks tells Hit-girl, she captures Red Mist, ties him up and forces him to contact 47 in effort to lure him into a trap.

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-Hitman has his two pistols and his two swords.

-Hit-girl has her two pistols, her butterfly knife and her Mindy stick.

-fight takes place in Red Mist's apartment, in the long hallway where Hitgirl starts the gun fight in the movie. Hitgirl is at one end and 47 is at the other. Both have their guns drawn and are out of the others line of sight with their backs against their respective walls.

-Both have full clips with no reloads.

discuss.

Re: Hitman vs. Hit-girl

Agent 47: Master of all forms of combat; trained to be the perfect assassin. Kills highly trained men. Carries out assassinations on a global scale.

Let the HG nonsense commence.

😂

i'm interested to see how this goes.

Originally posted by marwash22
😂

i'm interested to see how this goes.

You know how it's going to go. Well, maybe not now. Might have ruined it for you, if so, my bad.

Perhaps.

...and though i personally feel 47 has an edge in h2h, and his pedigree would suggest that he is superior to her using firearms, there isn't really anything on screen that puts him out of her league.

Except kicking ass throughout the film and being a complete bad-ass.

his only impressive gun feats were with sniper rifles, he didn't do anything exceptional with the two pistols. I think she may have better feats using pistols.

also, bullet dodging! 313

which movies are these characters from ?

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Originally posted by Robtard
Agent 47: Master of all forms of combat; trained to be the perfect assassin. Kills highly trained men. Carries out assassinations on a global scale.

Let the HG nonsense commence.

Lulz HG dodges his fire. She dodged the fire of ten men all firing at her all at once.

She shoots him. She kills him. HG dodging bullets from ten men all shooting her at once>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>HM's feats.

This is a showdown, HG wins the showdown. BUT, if hired to kill HG, HM would kill her easily. Sniper rifle shot as she goes to school.

Originally posted by chomperx9
which movies are these characters from ?

hit-girl = "kickass"
Agent 47 = "Hitman"

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Lulz HG dodges his fire. She dodged the fire of ten men all firing at her all at once.

She shoots him. She kills him. HG dodging bullets from ten men all shooting her at once>>>>>>>>>>>HM's feats.

Indo thread. Remember the whole "looks cool" discussion?

I'd tend to agree. Though, he's not stupid and could simply wait her out and attack when she's out of bullets.

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Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Lulz HG dodges his fire. She dodged the fire of ten men all firing at her all at once.

She shoots him. She kills him. HG dodging bullets from ten men all shooting her at once>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>HM's feats.

Indo thread. Remember the whole "looks cool" discussion?

If you say that's what she did, then she must have. That's a lot of dodging; feat seems to improve from thread to thread. Epic.

Okay.

Yeah, and what looks cool is subjective. I'm sure there's people who think Harry Potter looks "cooler" than Anakin. Just as I'm sure there's people who think Hit-Girl looks cooler than some bald cat in a nice suit.

Originally posted by Robtard
Agent 47: Master of all forms of combat; trained to be the perfect assassin. Kills highly trained men. Carries out assassinations on a global scale.

Let the HG nonsense commence.

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Originally posted by Robtard
If you say that's what she did, then she must have. That's a lot of dodging; feat seems to improve from thread to thread. Epic.
She "dodged" three bullets from two shooters. She "avoided" being hit by the rest. She did all this in the same location as the OP. Better?

Okay.
OK then. Glad we agree.

Yeah, and what looks cool is subjective. I'm sure there's people who think Harry Potter looks "cooler" than Anakin. Just as I'm sure there's people who think Hit-Girl looks cooler than some bald cat in a nice suit.
I edited, foo'.

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Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
She "dodged" three bullets from two shooters. She "avoided" being hit by the rest. Better?

OK then. Glad we agree.

I edited, foo'.

Can you avoid something that wasn't going to hit you to?

If you say so.

And too late.

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Originally posted by Robtard
Can you avoid something that wasn't going to hit you to?

See, this is what you don't get. As she was jumping around like Yoda, the bullets were hitting where she had just been. As she dodged, we can see the bullet pass right where her head was. The men were good shots, she was just too fast.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
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👇 x infinity.

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Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
See, this is what you don't get. As she was jumping around like Yoda, the bullets were hitting where she had just been. As she dodged, we can see the bullet pass right where her head was. The men were good shots, she was just too fast.

Cool.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
👇 x infinity.

infinity X2

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Originally posted by Robtard
Cool.
Yes, the truth, the facts, her screen feats, all cool.

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Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Yes, the truth, the facts, her screen feats, all cool.

And so precociously adorable to boot.