Clone Wars Sith vs Twilight Volturi

These are the SW prequels:

Backstory: Palpatine learns of the Volturi's and dispatches his most powerful Force users and lightsaber artists: Darth Maul, Count Dooku & Darth Vader (pre - Mustafar) to eliminate them.

The Volturi are granted all of their powers and the Sith are armed with lightsabers and the Dark Side of the Force. Who wins?

The vampires run at them at 10,268.7mph while looking emo.

Then proceed to be stopped by the Force. In comes Revan who pwns them all.

which of the volturi is it? If Jane and/or Alecs powers are involved, Sith lose due to total bs. If they arent, then Sith win due to Dooku frying half of them, Vader force raping them, and Maul spinning around til he gets cut in half.

Dunno how their precog would hold up. If it works fine through the fight, Sith.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Dunno how their precog would hold up. If it works fine through the fight, Sith.

This is why you make no sense. Precog somehow fails when fighting human-speed wizards, but could possibly work here when fighting guys that can supposedly move like The Flash?

Originally posted by Robtard
This is why you make no sense. Precog somehow fails when fighting human-speed wizards, but could possibly work here when fighting guys that can supposedly move like The Flash?

Here, fast moving Twifags might overwhelm it. Can a Twifag run faster than a blaster bolt?

Blasters are just plasma, so they must move really fast, friction and all that physics stuff wouldnt apply to them. But with the retarded Twifags "calculations" on their supposed running speed, then its impossible to tell, as it would take a jedi about 1/10 of a second to process it and 1 second to react (tops, maybe less)

Well, if a blaster bolt is faster than a Twifag, and a Jedi can block blaster bolts, then a Jedi can react and cut a Twifag in two.

Originally posted by Robtard
This is why you make no sense. Precog somehow fails when fighting human-speed wizards, but could possibly work here when fighting guys that can supposedly move like The Flash?

don't put Flash and Twi-vamps in the same sentence.

estahuh

Originally posted by marwash22
Flash could read every single Twilight book, write a handwritten review, deliver it to Stephenie Meyer's doorstep, make a sandwich, take a quick cat-nap, return to the battlefield and bitchslap every single Twi-vamp before any of them could begin to even think about trying to be anywhere close to him in speed.

don't put Flash and Twi-vamps in the same sentence.

estahuh

A Jedi Council member can be overtaxed by only 5 or 6 Clone troopers, as was pointed out in previous threads.

I say this thread needs to wait until the 4th film, though. I'll revive dis thread!