Who do you fancy tonight?, My Pal Sweatie
I met Sweatie as usual in the bar of the RG at 7.00 O'clock.
"Hi Sweatie, shall we go and hit those two cuties in Living Dolls tonight?" says I.
"No, I think I will give them a miss tonight!"
"Okay", says I " Where do you want to go to then?"
"Well to tell the truth I want to find a fat ugly girl who undresses in the dark and won't do blow jobs!"
"Why the **** would you want to do that for?" says I.
"I am feeling a bit homesick!"