Stryker wants a new weapon, Round three

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Stryker wants a new weapon, Round three

Weapon XIII was fail. After obliterating the Sidious/Creed hybrid in seconds, the Voldemort/Logan hybrid ran off and joined the circus.

So Stryker decides to try Weapon XIV.

He captures Griffin ("Jumper"😉 and Nightcrawler ("X Men 2".)

Into Griffin, he injects the leftover DNA of Darth Sidious. Griffin retains his teleporting abilities and inherits the Force powers of Sidious. He is armed with a red lightsaber and is as good with it as Sidious was.

Into Nightcrawler, he injects the DNA of Master Yoda. Nightcrawler retains his teleporting abilities and inherits the Force powers of Yoda. He is armed with a blue lightsaber and is as good with it as Yoda was.

The two do battle, to the death, on Three mile Island, to see who will be Weapon XIV. Fight takes place at night in the pouring rain. Teleporting abilities are restricted to the Island.

Who will be Weapon XIV?

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Force lightning ftw.

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Let's see:

Nightcrawler > Griffin

Yoda > Sidious

Night-Yoda wins.

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Sidious killed 3 Jedi masters in seconds.

Dude.

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Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Sidious killed 3 Jedi masters in seconds.

Dude.

Cos Sidious is a total pimp. Still, in the fight, Yoda had the upper hand more.

Yeah, Dude. Nightcrawler > Griffin. Only thing Griffin has on Nightcrawler is maximum teleportation distance, he can go to England. But that won't matter much in a duel like this, unless it's a duel of who can get the better tea.

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Originally posted by Robtard
Cos Sidious is a total pimp. Still, in the fight, Yoda had the upper hand more.

Yeah, Dude. Nightcrawler > Griffin. Only thing Griffin has on Nightcrawler is maximum teleportation distance, he can go to England. But that won't matter much in a duel like this, unless it's a duel of who can get the better tea.

The porting is confined to the island, as per the OP. Still, NC cannot TP as far.

marwash22 HELL YEAH.

Originally posted by Robtard
Nightcrawler > Griffin
dunno about that. the Jumpers had far superior range and they didn't need to see where they were going to 'port. Nightcrawler is probably faster between 'ports tho.

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Originally posted by marwash22
dunno bout that. the Jumpers had far superior range and they didn't need to see where they were going to 'port. Nightcrawler is probably faster between 'ports tho.
Griffin is a better, faster porter in general.

Griffin with force lightning, shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

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Originally posted by marwash22
dunno bout that. the Jumpers had far superior range and they didn't need to see where they were going to 'port. Nightcrawler is probably faster between 'ports tho.

Yes, distance is the one thing they have, which won't matter much in a duel like this.

Pretty sure they did need to see where they're going unless it was a spot they've already been to. I'd have to watch the film again, which I won't do.

NC's fight in the White House > anything Griffin ever did by a huge margin.

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Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Griffin is a better, faster porter in general.

Distance is the one thing. Faster, not even close, NC's porting/attacking, porting/attacking so fast everyone else appears to be in slow-motion.

YouTube video

We've already done this.

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Originally posted by Robtard
Yes, distance is the one thing they have, which won't matter much in a duel like this.

Pretty sure they did need to see where they're going unless it was a spot they've already been to. I'd have to watch the film again, which I won't do.

NC's fight in the White House > anything Griffin ever did by a huge margin.

No. FF to 1:55

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Griffin rapid fire ports every bit as fast as NC.

marwash22 HELL YEAH.

Originally posted by Robtard
Pretty sure they did need to see where they're going unless it was a spot they've already been to. I'd have to watch the film again, which I won't do.
they needed to be "imprinted" on a specific place in order to jump there. Basically, they only need a memory of the place... on the other hand, Nightcrawler (whether it was purely a fear thing or not) needed to actually see the place he was 'porting to because he feared ending up inside a wall. It's a small, but important difference to mention.

Originally posted by Robtard
NC's fight in the White House > anything Griffin ever did by a huge margin.
this is true.

Given that Nightcrawler already has superior agility and such, which is further compounded by Yoda's acrobatics, I'd say Night-Yoda wins this.

EDIT: we also have to factor in that Griffin can used his momentum to alter his strength and that he can "jump objects" like the trolly... or the friggin building.

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Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No. FF to 1:55

Griffin rapid fire ports every bit as fast as NC.

I'm sorry, did everything else around him seem to move in slow motion? No. Clearly he's not as fast; not even close.

That and the avoiding multiple bullets while teleporting/attacking should be clue enough for you to remove your lips from Griffin's anus.

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Originally posted by Robtard
I'm sorry, did everything else around him seem to move in slow motion? No. Clearly he's not as fast; not even close.

That and the avoiding multiple bullets while teleporting/attacking should be clue enough for you to remove your lips from Griffin's anus.

The entire scene was in slomo, dude. He was porting faster in the halls outside the oval office, when it was filmed at full speed.

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This is one of those instances where you want to see what you want to see and there's no way around it.

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Originally posted by Robtard
This is one of those instances where you want to see what you want to see and there's no way around it.
So the scene was not in slomo? NC somehow used a dormant power to make everyone move as if in a jar of molasses?

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Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
So the scene was not in slomo? NC somehow used a dormant power to make everyone move as if in a jar of molasses?

The point of that was to illustrate to the audience how fast he can attack and port, which is faster than the human eye can track. If it was done in real-time, we'd not have seen Nightcrawler, it would have just been guns going off, gun-men flying about and puffs of black smoke here and there, all over in a few seconds.

FF to 2:31, he ports and flips the guard behind him with his tail, ie he attacks/grabs after he started porting.

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Originally posted by Robtard
The point of that was to illustrate to the audience how fast he can attack and port, which is faster than the human eye can track. If it was done in real-time, we'd not have seen Nightcrawler, it would have just been gun-men flying about and puffs of black smoke here and there, all over in a few seconds.
And we can barely see Griffin as he rapid fire ports.

Thanx for playing.

marwash22 HELL YEAH.

let's say speed is equal; i don't think it is, but let's say this is the case...

attacking at multiple locations > moving in a straight line.

just sayin'

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Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
And we can barely see Griffin as he rapid fire ports.

Thanx for playing.

LoL. Yet the world doesn't seem to slow down around him cos he's going that fast. Griffin's been tagged by grappling-hooks, NC avoids gun fire. Wonder who's faster?

Originally posted by Robtard

FF to 2:31, he ports and flips the guard behind him with his tail, ie he attacks/grabs after he started porting.

Yeah, thanks for playing.