Rise of the Planet of the Apes

Originally posted by elfirrepins
He said irony because he is implying that the people who currently rule the world are apes and chimps, meaning the government.

I thought he said irony because, as he interpretted it, exactly what I said couldn't happen, happened, so it was ironic that I would say that.

I then explained why it wasn't ironic.

Your meaning is a much too political for his usual posts, though I do admit yours is the more intelligent interpretation.

Also, I don't buy the 4 sequels to the original Planet of the Apes as "canon." The original film ended perfectly with the humans anihilating eachother with nukes and chimps taking over in about 2000 years...though it would take much longer than 2000 years for evolution to work that well. They had to create 2 sequals to explain that disparity...which is why I think it should have ended with the first film.

Originally posted by dadudemon

They had to create 2 sequals to explain that disparity...which is why I think it should have ended with the first film.

That Hollywood for ya.

The original film ended perfectly with the humans anihilating eachother with nukes and chimps TAKING over in about 2000 years

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
Like I said, irony at its best 😂

Except "taking over" is not the same, contextually, as you are using it in. Putting it in context with what we were talking about earlier...humans ACTUALLY being overthrown by chimps rather than killing themselves leaving a power vacuum.

hm... i was expecting a (touché)

Marines with guns>>>>>>>>>>Buncha monkeys.

You mean Apes

and yes there is a difference.

Originally posted by Robtard
Would make the most sense to stick to the original story, man destroys himself, [higher intelligence] apes are better suited to survive/pick up the pieces and become the top of the food chain.

I dont think thos idea holds water either because the "Ape" has had time to "Evolve " and is still an "Ape" If one buys the theory of evolution they must take into consideration there would be no apes today if ,infact, Homo Sapiens actually evolved from primates.

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
hm... i was expecting a (touché)

touche

Originally posted by Kazenji
You mean Apes

and yes there is a difference.

Originally posted by Samurai4Hire
I dont think thos idea holds water either because the "Ape" has had time to "Evolve " and is still an "Ape" If one buys the theory of evolution they must take into consideration there would be no apes today if ,infact, Homo Sapiens actually evolved from primates.

The apes in this film are genetically modified, that's the premise. Man did it.

No apes today? Not what Evolution Theory stipulates, but I'm pretty sure you know that.

Originally posted by Samurai4Hire
I dont think thos idea holds water either because the "Ape" has had time to "Evolve " and is still an "Ape" If one buys the theory of evolution they must take into consideration there would be no apes today if ,infact, Homo Sapiens actually evolved from primates.

I actually do not understand the points your are making. Something about evolution, apes, etc.

This part, especially, is confusing: "there would be no apes today if, in fact, Homo sapiens actually evolved from primates."

That makes no sense. I do not even know how that is supposed to make sense.

You are saying that there would be no ape species existing today IF humans evolved from primates?

HOLY SHIT is that such a confusing statement. Mostly because it is utterly *insert bad word about intelligence, here* if I'm interpreting it correctly.

Humans are primates. Humans are apes.
Chimps are primates. Chimps are apes.

Apes would not exist if humans evolved from primates? That statement is as ridiculous and non sequitur as saying that watermelon tastes like 32.

I guess if you're under the assumption that there cannot be more than one species of ape in existence at a time, it makes sense. But that would be *insert bad word about intelligence, here*.

We can take a shit on the idea that multiple species cannot evolve into the same Hominidae Family by pointing you to the thousands of other species that belong, genetically, to the same Families.

Originally posted by dadudemon

You are saying that there would be no ape species existing today IF humans evolved from primates?

This really your first time hearing this angle? It was used a few times as trolling-bait in the Religion forum here a years pasted. I've seen it used in a few other forums too where religion and evolution where clashed.

EG "If humans evolved from apes, why are there still apes here today? Wouldn't they be human."

Originally posted by Robtard
This really your first time hearing this angle? It was used a few times as trolling-bait in the Religion forum here a years pasted. I've seen it used in a few other forums too where religion and evolution where clashed.

EG "If humans evolved from apes, why are there still apes here today? Wouldn't they be human."

Oh. It still doesn't make even a little bit of sense.

I'm serious when I say it's so full of ignorance and il-logic that I can't stand it. alsdf a;lsdkf ;lsakdj ;laj

See, I just had a frustration spasm, just then.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Oh. It still doesn't make even a little bit of sense.

I'm serious when I say it's so full of ignorance and il-logic that I can't stand it. alsdf a;lsdkf ;lsakdj ;laj

See, I just had a frustration spasm, just then.

Well yes, that's the point, it's purposely taking Evolution Theory misrepresenting it to levels of retardation few can achieve.

Though I have actually heard that said in sincerity from bible beaters before. I think online it's just to troll.

Oh cool... love Planet of the Apes!!

Will definitely keep an eye out for this one.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Oh. It still doesn't make even a little bit of sense.

I'm serious when I say it's so full of ignorance and il-logic that I can't stand it. alsdf a;lsdkf ;lsakdj ;laj

See, I just had a frustration spasm, just then.

You're lucky apes haven't taken over yet...
Try arguing with them over a message board.

Or Facebook. 🙄

Originally posted by Esau Cairn
You're lucky apes haven't taken over yet...
Try arguing with them over a message board.

Or Facebook. 🙄

We have taken over: humans are an ape. Great Ape, to be exact. 🙂

Okay..I'm done. lol

Originally posted by dadudemon
We have taken over: humans are an ape. Great Ape, to be exact. 🙂

Okay..I'm done. lol

Sounds like personal hygiene issues. 😛

Originally posted by Esau Cairn
Sounds like personal hygiene issues. 😛

😱

How dare you! 😆