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yes.... go when u must return after you've washed ur hands...

Did you miss the "I am handcuffed to a girl" part of things?

probably.Anway here's a suggestion😖he could help you with that 😉

eat garlic, and if she has the keys she'll most likely unlock the cuffs if you breathe on her with your garlicy breath😄😄😄😄😄 💃

Originally posted by Fitch
she could help you with that 😉

She'll have to.

Ush's doctor told him not to operate heavy equipment.

go home and use ur own bathroom.

Originally posted by mechmoggy
She'll have to.

Ush's doctor told him not to operate heavy equipment.

should I take that as u know how "heavy" is it ? 😄

I don't believe I'd want to know if why he knew how heavy it is if he did know. Well Ush, I guess you will never use the bathroom again, because if I had to go I wouldn't be able to....a guy handcuffed to a woman that has to use the restroom leaves her with one option, holding it.

k, here's what ya do, Go to a restaraunt bathroom, go in but leave the other out. Then close the door and do your business. It'll be a lot of trouble, but you see the chain will move in that little space between the door and the lock.

Great. That's going to get REAL uncomfortable after a few months.

BTW, Mech, that was damn funny...

😛

Originally posted by Ushgarak
BTW, Mech, that was damn funny...

*Takes bow* 😄

allor vader=funniest punk alive------mech=2nd funniest punk alive.

hi padme!

and member is a need for a straitjacket

I second that!

No, member needs a mansion, with 10 cars, and psychiatrist who gets paid and has give da money to member.

gets paid for his member?

😕

still needs a strait jacket