Thor and Superman vs Entire Low Meta Tier

Started by YoungGunna4 pages
Originally posted by shokosugi
Thor is not needed. Superman ends the fight in less than 3 sec. Via blitz

Not to Flash, Ghost Rider , and Cloak

Originally posted by YoungGunna
Not to Flash, Ghost Rider , and Cloak
Jay Garrick is actually slow by supermans standards. Cloak and Ghost are only threats but I wouldn't consider a rider to be meta.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
what about vampires lower than dracula, like whatever morbius is?

no idea.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Dracula broke Superman's skin. At one point I'm pretty sure he was losing to Werewolves. Some might have even cut him or what not.

His not that vulnerable magic currently -at least not on a regular basis- but it will still f*ck with him noticeably.

yeah. though at the same time, he wasn't using his powers to their full extent. magic affects his durability more than anything, so if he's out to hurt people, i don't see him in too much trouble.

Originally posted by Blair Wind
It's not. He is intangible - you try and hit him and you end up inside him. He eats souls (the light). And if you get inside him (which he often uses as an attack), without Dagger present you get trapped forever in a dark-force dimension with a soul eating monster that lives inside him.

He's most bricks nightmare.

counter-vibrations. sneer

Originally posted by YoungGunna
Not to Flash, Ghost Rider , and Cloak

You're right. It may take a few more sec. For supes to defeat this team.

Ghost rider's a problem since he's kinda magical. I guess Thor can take care of him.

What if Thor says "Screw you, Clark. Handle your own problems."?

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
What if Thor says "Screw you, Clark. Handle your own problems."?

If Rage was repping him, he most likely would.

That is, after trying to make out with him.

Originally posted by Blair Wind
It's not. He is intangible - you try and hit him and you end up inside him. He eats souls (the light). And if you get inside him (which he often uses as an attack), without Dagger present you get trapped forever in a dark-force dimension with a soul eating monster that lives inside him.

He's most bricks nightmare.

Neat trick but I'm pretty sure I've seen him get hit before. Wonder if Mjolnir will work on him. It's worked on intangibility in the past.

Which souls has his hunger been able to consume? I can't recall any extending past criminals.

Battle field removal would be a problem for Kal-El but with Thor around, he can always be brought back.

Originally posted by -Pr-
If Rage was repping him, he most likely would.

That is, after trying to make out with him.

Superman would never ever betray Batman like that.

Although, he did have sex with Parasite masquerading as Lois. Wonder if Bruce ever found out?

Originally posted by shokosugi
You're right. It may take a few more sec. For supes to defeat this team.

Maybe a minute

lol

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Superman would never ever betray Batman like that.

Although, he did have sex with Parasite masquerading as Lois. Wonder if Bruce ever found out?

Jealous?

That was Luthor, not Superman, iirc.

Originally posted by -Pr-
Jealous?

That was Luthor, not Superman, iirc.

I've learned to live with it.

Pretty sure it was actually Superman.

I wonder who was shocked the most that night?

Superman when Lois-Parasite used her pinky or Lois-Parasite when Superman said "Now the fist!".

They lose both scenerios. Nightcrawler teleports Thor into Supermans body killing both of them for the win.

No seriously, they win the first and lose the second.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
I've learned to live with it.

Pretty sure it was actually Superman.

I wonder who was shocked the most that night?

Superman when Lois-Parasite used her pinky or Lois-Parasite when Superman said "Now the fist!".

😂

Too much information, don't you think?

in all seriousness, though, I don't recall them actually stating that they had been together, due to Parasite's hostility towards Superman. Luthor definitely did sleep with Paralois, though.

Of course, I'm sure you want to believe that they did anyway.

I don't see these two winning this.

Originally posted by -Pr-
😂

Too much information, don't you think?

in all seriousness, though, I don't recall them actually stating that they had been together, due to Parasite's hostility towards Superman. Luthor definitely did sleep with Paralois, though.

Of course, I'm sure you want to believe that they did anyway.

Facts are facts.

Everything I said happened on panel. I can even give you the issue number.

They sucked face and/or it was implied.

Nappa would win this though 🙂.

lmfao @ Nappa.

Ghost Rider shits on his soul.

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
lmfao @ Nappa.

Ghost Rider shits on his soul.

That's all it would take is one lift of his hand at super speed.

Game set and done.