Which hero gets the hottest chics?

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Originally posted by marwash22
Batman has lived with an adult male most of his life and periodically takes in young boys to "train"; he should be left out of this conversation as the women he has been seen with are likely his beards.
Bingo.

wouldn't a better list be which hero does the worst with the ladies?

I mean heroes all get hot chicks, they're basically all male supermodels with bodybuilder physiques, super smart, super successful.

I'd be more interested in which hero has lady problems.

Didn't the Hal/Dinah/Blackhawk end up being something like, Hal claimed it in Cry For Justice, then BoP revealed the truth- namely, that he got really drunk, passed out, and ended up with the wrong impression when he woke up? 🙂

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Let's see- Parker has attracted MJ, Gwen, and Black Cat.

Kyle Rayner, there's Donna, Jade, and Soranik. And all were legitimate relationships that lasted awhile, no less.

Cyclops, Jean and Emma.

Ooh, here's a fun one: Renee Montoya. Watch her during 52- she has the uncanny power to find and get in bed with the hottest lesbian in a place, up to and including within a day after arriving in Kahndaq without even speaking the language! Also Batwoman.

Originally posted by Starscream M
wouldn't a better list be which hero does the worst with the ladies?

I mean heroes all get hot chicks, they're basically all male supermodels with bodybuilder physiques, super smart, super successful.

I'd be more interested in which hero has lady problems.


Booster Gold maybe?

hell, comic characters in general do pretty well. didn't Juggy knock down She Hulk?

Originally posted by Starscream M
wouldn't a better list be which hero does the worst with the ladies?

I mean heroes all get hot chicks, they're basically all male supermodels with bodybuilder physiques, super smart, super successful.

I'd be more interested in which hero has lady problems.

Prof X

Franklin Richards

M.O.D.O.K.

Galactus

Originally posted by marwash22
hell, comic characters in general do pretty well. didn't Juggy knock down She Hulk?

yeah...and it was retconned to being an alternate Shulk I think.

Originally posted by Parmaniac
Prof X

Franklin Richards

M.O.D.O.K.

Galactus

a bald cripple

a kid

a freak

a giant

so you actually have to have some deformity/issue to NOT land a hot chick as a comic hero

Originally posted by Parmaniac
Prof X

Franklin Richards

M.O.D.O.K.

Galactus

Xavier banged Amanda and Lilandra 😬

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Xavier banged Amanda and Lilandra 😬
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
pics or it didn't happen

Galactus has trouble with women?

I can't remember him ever trying for a woman. Who's to say he wouldn't be successful?

Lots of women love power and good speaking voices, and Galactus is voiced by Tony ****ing Jay. uhuh

Well with trouble I was picturing how he tries to bang her without tearing her apart.

Originally posted by Omega Vision

I can't remember him ever trying for a woman. . uhuh
he doesn't. he's definitely gay...otherwise, he'd had all female heralds.

Originally posted by Existere
Daredevil, but his life sucks so it's always a sad story.
I laughed harder than I should have, imagining him crying after sex.

Originally posted by Parmaniac
Well with trouble I was picturing how he tries to bang her without tearing her apart.
he could shrink iirc

mhmm

wouldn't there be some anatomical issues for Big-G?

Originally posted by Prep-Man
It was discussed in BOP. He's also did Power Girl, pre-crisis.

he did her post crisis too.

Originally posted by Starscream M
wouldn't a better list be which hero does the worst with the ladies?

I mean heroes all get hot chicks, they're basically all male supermodels with bodybuilder physiques, super smart, super successful.

I'd be more interested in which hero has lady problems.

True, we've had the pimp threads enough.

Originally posted by Q99
Didn't the Hal/Dinah/Blackhawk end up being something like, Hal claimed it in Cry For Justice, then BoP revealed the truth- namely, that he got really drunk, passed out, and ended up with the wrong impression when he woke up? 🙂
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Green Arrow was the one who brought it up not Hal.

How about Doop?